the winsome sway of Paul Briggs

A remember losin' ma baby beard like it was yesterday...

BITCHES HELP!!! HE IS SO SO SMALL AND INEFFECTUAL!!! BITCHES!!!!!

SHE NEEDS TO GO TO CONEY ISLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’ve seen both Josh Groban and the understudy Nicholas Christopher. Nicholas Christopher’s version of Sweeney is also excellent but I feel like the funniest change is he was OVERTLY disgusted with Lovett’s advances at every turn. Like where Josh Groban was thousand yards staring in catatonic depression during By The Sea, he was like 🤢😡😾

this reminds me I saw Chess with my mom and I was like "yeah and that guy was sweeney todd, he was so scary" and she was like " NO WAY, HE WAS SO DARLING AND GENTLE AND SWEET, THERES NO WAY HE WAS SWEENEY" and I showed her and she was like D:

I always felt I couldn't possibly be upset about dying to an alien monster because proof of otherwordly life is exactly what it'd take for me to die happy

I loved playing Tomb Raider, but it always bothered me that the game-desired, and often game-required, response to encountering any number of lovely big cats, mythical creatures, and fucking surviving dinosaurs was to kill them.

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

Not now kitten, daddy's trying to drag his stupid fucking half-dead son-in-law through the sewers

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi