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batshit-auspol

Occasionally as an Australian you'll be talking to someone from overseas, and you'll discover a common phrase you took for granted is, in fact, not universally known outside of our country.

Turns out casually dropping "fuck me dead" into conversation will give unsuspecting Americans an aneurism.

The more you know.

batshit-auspol

Imagine being on a work call with an Aussie and they suddenly announce they're gonna blow a load in response to a problem.

fred-the-dinosaur

Not Aussie but I asked an American once if she was taking the piss ( i.e. pulling my leg, joking. Perfectly cromulent and friendly english expression)

and she got really upset because she thought I was threatening to piss ON her

honiibbang

This is killing me

batshit-auspol

Rifling through the tags, here's some other terms which are apparently causing mass carnage whenever they escape our borders:

Having a goon (i.e. Sipping on a delightful wine)

Having a gaytime (Eating an icecream)

Having a sticky beak (Investigating)

Take a squiz (To have a sticky beak)

Get stuffed (To express a revelation is most frightful)

Chuck a sickie (Take a day off work due to the humours being misaligned)

Chuck a wobbly (When one's temperament becomes visibly upset)

Carry on like a pork chop (Acting most silly indeed)

Thongs (flip flops)

Hot chook (Pre-cooked supermarket rotisserie chicken, otherwise known as the Bachelor's Handbag)

Fair suck of the sauce bottle (Let's be real)

Shits me to tears (Something is mildly annoying)

Not here to fuck spiders (Expressing a situation is serious)

Having a piss-up (A social gathering)

I'll shout you (offering to goon an old chum)

A cruisy place (a relaxed atmosphere, where one might shout and goon the night away while enjoying many a gaytime in your favourite thongs)

caelichythcat

magic: gathered

#brian david gilbert #that ear cuff though....

cerastes

I don’t think we ought to normalize or justify bullying as a means to keep people from being annoying — a sentiment that in and of itself could make for a whole article’s worth of conversation — but I do think we should make a habit of politely but directly telling people “hey I didn’t like that”, “that wasn’t funny”, “you are mistaken”, and the like if it’s called for, and more importantly, you should be able to take a “that wasn’t funny” for instance without taking it personally, because protecting a polite harmony where no one can criticize each other, not even politely, is also really, really bad.

#normal ass social reinforcement of cultural values is not the same as hazing or bullying #nuance for self expression of course but like. saying the r word is not self expression

thewizardofhoes-speaking

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bewbin

if you need us the missus and me will be in the other room having a duel with old flintlock pistols missing each other with every shot not only because we love each other but also because we both are dog shit at this

#gomez and morticiaaaaaaaaaaaa

nollimet

“There are no weeds, and no worthless men. There are only bad farmers.”

the-eccentric-of-notre-dame

MY FAVOURITE VALJEAN QUOTE YAYYYYYYY

valjeansemble

OHHHH MY GOD THIS IS BEAUTIFUL and one of my favorite Valjean quotes too!

huariqueje

Lone Tree, Lightening Day - Jivan Lee , 2020.

American. b. ? -

Oil on linen . 70 x 40 in.

byjove

I wish they would realize that universal healthcare doesn’t mean they HAVE to get healthcare through the state, just that it is there. You can still pay millions of dollars out of pocket for your own treatment at a private hospital.

America actually has terrible healthcare compared to a lot of nations with socialized medicine:

But you can see how powerful the ‘America is the greatest country on earth’ propaganda is in our schools.

charlesoberonn

Female Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beard

Remaining time: 1 day 18 hours

charlesoberonn

Child Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 1 day 18 hours

charlesoberonn

Baby Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 1 day 18 hours

charlesoberonn

They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.

dwarf-posting

A remember losin' ma baby beard like it was yesterday...

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marinella-ela

1-800-teethnow

BITCHES HELP!!! HE IS SO SO SMALL AND INEFFECTUAL!!! BITCHES!!!!!

1-800-teethnow

referencing this IF u even care.

27thfirefly

nurse: doctor... the patient is flatlining... we dont have nearly enough yuri to sustain them!

doctor: tch... i guess theres no choice...!!

*doctor pulls in nurse for a tender embrace and a beat passes before they kiss passionately*

*pulse starts again*

nurse: i cant believe it...! doctor youve saved yet another patient through your unorthodox methods!

doctor, looking out the window to avoid the nurse's adoring gaze: suppose i have...

doctor, thinking: sigh... will i ever get to approach her not out of obligation but out of ...love...;!

nurse, thinking: i hope she doesnt realize ive been manufacturing the yuri shortage to engineer these kinds of scenarios

moral of the story: the doctor was a woman

parfaitmelange

Chip files

sheriffofmagic

power couple frfr

getting the generational teamup of one of my favorite creative duos with one of my favorite animation creators on the fucking among us show of all things. this year isnt real

#heartwarming news about good people 🙌🙌🙌🙌

irondive

virtualgirladvance

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ashleyslorens

“The red on my nails is the result of Johanna's self harm that she puts herself through to kind of, you know, take her mind away from all the turmoil in her life, with, you know, being captive by Judge Turpin and that awful reality that she has. Me and Tommy Kail just kinda came together and thought this would be an interesting and gruesome little easter egg for Johanna.” - Maria Bilbao

demonbarberofbeepbeep

SHE NEEDS TO GO TO CONEY ISLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#MARIA BILBAO JOHANNA I WOULD DIE FOR YOU

demonbarberofbeepbeep

I’ve seen both Josh Groban and the understudy Nicholas Christopher. Nicholas Christopher’s version of Sweeney is also excellent but I feel like the funniest change is he was OVERTLY disgusted with Lovett’s advances at every turn. Like where Josh Groban was thousand yards staring in catatonic depression during By The Sea, he was like 🤢😡😾

demonbarberofbeepbeep

this reminds me I saw Chess with my mom and I was like "yeah and that guy was sweeney todd, he was so scary" and she was like " NO WAY, HE WAS SO DARLING AND GENTLE AND SWEET, THERES NO WAY HE WAS SWEENEY" and I showed her and she was like D:

#HE WAS SWEENEY TOO WHAT

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