“is there anything so undoing as a daughter”

Time loops strike again 😔

This post will gradually get less funny until reaching its lowest point in 2043, after which it will gradually become funnier indefinitely

It’s like no one even wants to talk about Shane and Ilya getting drunk together for the first time at the cottage over small table with candles lit and Shane asking earnestly “is this how dates actually go? They’re nice”. And Ilya has to Die about it and Kiss him about it a lot because Shane means it- he’s been on dates but none that felt like this like Ilya was all over him and too far away at the same time and there was all this want tangled up under the table between them and the knowledge that they are going to fuck after this and he gets to watch Ilya laugh across the table and flirt with him and Shane gets to watch Ilya watch his mouth when he sips at his beer and feel the air thicken when he puts his feet between Ilya’s, like his pulse ticking up up when Ilya takes his hand briefly and opens his palm and traces his fingers over the lines of Shane’s palms as he’s explaining a play, using Shane’s hand as paper just as an excuse to touch

i think we should add media literacy to the water supply

boobs should have a toggle on/off feature

It's important to me that Shane and Ilya are criers. Big wet sniffling weeping snot guys. Shane's crying in the car on the way home from the club when he should be fucking his hot girlfriend. Ilya's crying in Shane's arms in Tampa because dammit Hollander we can't do this but I want to do this I want it more than anything. They're crying while they say I love you in the refuge of the cottage because they're safe now, they're safe to feel everything they've been wanting to feel. Ilya's crying after fucking his boyfriend so good on Halloween but it doesn't cure him it doesn't make everything better. Shane's crying after they fight because he fucked up mom I'm a terrible boyfriend I fucked up I didn't see how unhappy he was and now I'm going to lose him. They're crying on Facetime because Ilya could have died, and then Shane would have died, everyday, for the rest of his life. They're crying because they're going to spend the rest of their lives together. And then they fuck and lick up each other's fat Studio Ghibli tears while doing it raw. And I give it a standing ovation every time.

raw dogging ao3 ❤️ (reading a fic without looking at the tags. just diving in completely blind. it could traumatize or change my life)

all you new fandom members need to QUIET DOWN oh my god you're going to get us KILLED. we're happy to have you but if you keep talking about BULLSHIT like PUBLISHING fanfic for MONEY, Anne Rice is going to come back from the dead to KILL US. looking at YOU, maurauders fans, heated rivalry fans, byler fans...out here giving out interviews to news channels SHUT UP. we're going to have to start setting off firecrackers to keep the rent down.

realizing that the online sphere and especially tumblr is NOT a good sample for ‘what everyone thinks’ is so, so, so good for your mental health and moral OCD. i swear to god. realizing that you don’t have to live your actual life like you’re being hunted for sport because the average tumblr user will hunt you for sport for wording something slightly weird or engaging in the wrong stuff or whatever is so incredible. like no you’re actually not fucked up and evil for not donating or for watching that one indie cartoon or questioning a post that everybody is agreeing with. that’s just tumblrs georg making you feel that way