Jeffsneezes

Needing someone with a bad cold who wants to be babied and soothed from head to toe to speak up immediately!

Shameless reblog

I just like the word kleenex because when said in a very stuffy voice it’s hot

need someone with a cold or bad allergies to lay their stuffy head on my chest and whine in my ear about their symptoms and how lousy they feel like i want all the details; i want them to tell me how itchy and sniffly and sneezy they are, how the itch feels, describe what their sneezes feel like, tell me about how stuffy they are and how their head feels all full and buzzy. i want to hear every sniffle right in my ear, i want feel their sneezes muffled into me, i want to hear them whine and mumble in their cute congested stuffed up voice, i want them to ask me for a tissue or maybe even have them use me as a tissue i want them to rub their pink drippy nose against me trying to get rid of the insatiable itch that's plauging them PLEASE

Big fan of sneezes that have a big buildup and a VERY contained ending- kinda like “ehh… EHHH… EHHH’phk” if that makes sense