*Tells a bad pun*

Grim reaper, seeing his task for today: omg slay queen 😳

•_•_• ← freak of nature (when he looks up at the sky there are twice as many stars as usual)

not to sound like your dad but if your not having a great time rn you might legitimately be playing too many video games or being on that damn phone too often, or at least without any necessary activity buffers

may i suggest coloring with physical materials? or some chores you’ve been putting off? hell go outside with a bucket and make mud soup like you’re five again. take a break. you can bring your whatever for music and stuff but like don’t play with it

lots of huffy teenagers in the notes

When God closes a door I reach my little paws under it and meow until He opens it again.

mommy issues are infinitely more interesting than daddy issues cause daddy issues are always just obvious he’s a supervillain while mother daughter relationships are extremely complicated and nuanced and oftentimes you’ve gotta bring grandma in too for the full picture

english isnt my first language btw so when u read my posts in ur head I want u to mispronounce at least one word in it and add a really heavy accent

In fairness to King Kong, if I had a tiny adorable primate in my hand I would also be very resistant to someone taking it away from me.

Every Grain of Sand RANKED. first up, grain #40,786,148,633 from Laguna Beach, CA. not much to say about this one. our verdict: boring!

world heritage post

What’s not apparent from the Dashcon photographs is that the ball pit was more than eight hundred feet deep.

girl help they’re playing music that was popular when i was in high school and making me feel nostalgic for an era of my life i have zero desire to return to