A CREATURE’S COMFORTS

youre never alone. bacteria

what are three thousand things you associate with me

survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat

this had better not alter the Numbers in my bank account

by Talos this can't be happening

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.

people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.

When is a bad post not a bad post? Oh, when you love it,

He doesn’t even have the cup or the scepter

Scrolling on Instagram too long today made me evil again

only letting each of my mutuals learn one piece of personal information (legal name + email, photograph, vague location, etc.), so that the only way to defeat me is via the power of friendship

*guy who doesnt know anything learning about his first thing* wow this is just like nothing

"my fave did nothing wrong" oh yeah well MY fave fucked everything up and she's still my fave so