space is gay

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? “aye, matey!”

u ever talk to those men that make u feel like u involuntarily logged into 4chan

that moment during a concert when u realize that the musicians are actually real and you’re like wtf

explain

stairs but theyre flat. you put the stairs on a flat surface and they dont go up or anything they just go forward

floor

INCORRECT it is an actual set of stairs only instead of building them so they ascend they just built the Stairs as Flat

thats a floor

youre a closedminded fool

SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS PERSON GETS IT

i think drinking a fuckton of water out of your hands from the sink is in the same class of primal urges as running up stairs on all fours

IS THAT A SHARK?

if you watch any video today it needs to be this one

I LOVE THIS NEWSCAST AND IM NOT EVEN FROM AUSTRALIA.

#like that little cage is gonna help ya

My favourite thing is when Australians are talking about their deadly wildlife

DYING RN

how does ABBA have so many bangers

ABBA stands for ‘Absolute Bangers Brought Always’

I’d love nothing more

Make. Farming. Gay. Again.

counterpoint: have you ever met a bird willing to let anything go ever?