hiiii

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

bruce wayne reading his dad's diary after the night his parents died and seeing 'that fucking idiot kid wants to go see a movie. i hate zorro. i hope i get shot.'

Taking loads? Okay, so you’re a thief? You like to steal things?

Bouncin on it business-lunch style. Call that "touching base"

yeah we should touch base more often! your lips down to the base of my cock

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

My brain fell out got dirt all over it