hiiii

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift

strange holes of gaming?? you mean my mutuals?

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

bruce wayne reading his dad's diary after the night his parents died and seeing 'that fucking idiot kid wants to go see a movie. i hate zorro. i hope i get shot.'