hiiii

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

Some of you people don’t clean the lint tray in between loads and I can tell jsut by the way you post

fuck does lint have to do w bustin loads LOL

oh like clothes

This post was laid like a trap in the grass for unsuspecting animals like you to wander by and prove that cum comes before laundry on tumblr dot org

i have a suggestion

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality

Bottom scientists as well

Okay so we know they will be hard at work but how much effort are they putting into the research?

repeat after me. humans are not inherently evil humans are not like a virus on this earth humans do not “deserve” to go extinct or anything like that. we are living breathing animals that deserve space just like every other creature on this planet. there’s just a tiny amount of us that have a fuck ton of money and power and they really suck

ecofascist rhetoric getting popular again and i don’t like it one bit

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

split this atom with me. i can't eat the whole thing

we must be anthro cheetah girls the way i’m going 80 miles an hour and you’re STILL riding my ass

what if there was a water that mdae yoiu change to your different what would happen

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.