hiiii

Duuuuuude its so cool how you made ur car go 2 mph faster and sound like it was taking a shit... I bet it was pretty expensive, to make your car sound like it was poopshitting and farting whenever you accelerate slightly. Thats so cool.

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift

strange holes of gaming?? you mean my mutuals?

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths