local menace

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

#if Mace was Anakin's master he would've been experiencing shatterpoints at least three times a week #like a 9 years old Anakin shyly asks Mace for a hug for the first time and when Mace is about to say no Kill Bill theme starts to play #Mace reluctantly gives him a hug and 'Anakin will remember that' appears in the top left corner of his vision #it would probably slowly drive the man insane. he wouldn't be able to tell anyone about it. not even Yoda #because how do you even explain that the Force itself warned you about The Consequences of withholding an ice cream from a sad 10 years old (via @balamist)

my favourite roast of all tiem is ‘‘you look like pepsi max’‘

time loop with two people in it but one person refuses to acknowledge the loop and pretends to be looping with everyone else. meanwhile the other person is freaking out

Why so many wolf attacks in fantasy. Where are the Boars. The immortal and humongous Boar

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

Saw a post about DuckDuckGo with "Ask the duck".

Me: I'm going to duck it. Me: Just give me a second, I'm ducking it. Me: .....it's a process

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)