vibes i guess

in case you don't know what amphibians look like

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

hey its me your doctor. idgaf

if i was Eve i wouldnt have eaten the forbidden fruit personally i'd be playing with my pussaayyy

You don’t have to be constantly distressed about the state of the world to prove you care btw

I wish I could go to a doctor and just list every single symptom I ever experienced no matter how small and unconnected they seem and the doctor is nice and patient and knows everything and they nod and smile and explain that every symptom I ever experienced is connected to like one rare and often overlooked issue that's sooooo easy to fix with like. a pill. and then I never have to worry about anything ever again.

Doesn't even have to be nice. Could be House MD about it. Just get it done.

You just know his ass is saying roo roo

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

this literally isn't true please stop spreading lies