Boldly Giggling

With the knowledge that Vulcan has regularly high winds & subsequent sandstorms I propose a type of guy: midwestern dads watching tornadoes but for Vulcans. Somebody's uncle Sovar standing outside with his hands on his hips watching a massive cloud roll closer. Unconcerned because this happens, like, every couple of weeks. He's like "this one is large, is it not" yes it is go back inside Sovar

when doctor who said “in 900 years of time and space i’ve never met anyone who wasn’t important” and when it said “human progress isn’t measured by industry. it’s measured by how much value you put on a life. an unimportant life” and when it said “love is not an emotion, love is a promise” and when it said “that’s the problem with hope. it’s hard to resist” and when it said “ordinary man. the most important thing in all of creation” and when doctor who said “it’s not small. it’s important to me” and when it said “god, it was worth it” and when it said “look at me i’m unforgivable! well here’s the unforseeable - i forgive you” and when it said “future is promised to no one but i insist upon my past” and when it said “above all it’s kind! just that. just kind” and when it said “great men are forged in fire. it’s the privilege of lesser men to light the flame” and when it said “why wouldn’t i help you?”

...Not. Good.

THE MASS CREATION OF BASHIR CAKES IS TAKING ME OUT. THIS IS MY LEGACY

The most unrealistic part of Star Trek Deep Space Nine is the idea that root beer is exceedingly popular. Root beer is gross and a hyper-advanced humanity isn't going to embarrass themselves by drinking that in front of the aliens

I think the only person on DS9 who actually enjoys root beer is Jake Sisko, and Nog and Quark just think it's a popular human drink because of him. Most of the other humans on the station have probably never even tried it.

"Average human drinks root beer all the time" factoid actually just statistical error. Average human drinks 0 root beer per year. Root Beers Georg, who lives in the Jefferies Tubes & drinks over 10,000 root beers each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted

root beer is so good SHUT UP