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the best fanfic is the one the author had fun writing actually.
the second best is the one the author used to work through some issues.
the third best is the one the author wrote out of spite due to some really dogshit discourse going on in their fandom
Haha I have done every one of these at least once. Sometimes all at once!
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Itโs finally happened.
After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.
โI like your shoelaces.โ
Oh. Oh no.
I responded the only way I could. โThanks.โ And then I reluctantly added, โI stole them from the presidentโฆand if that makes sense to you, Iโm very sorry.โ
The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, โI havenโt thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.โ
Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.
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โaverage person eats 3 spiders a yearโ factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
The idea of Mario and Peach having any kind of relationship beyond the occasional kiss on the nose and "mama mia" is like viscerally incomprehensible to me
Not like in a prude way I just can't conceive of Mario experiencing... urges. He's a character outside the scope of that. I'm not saying he's asexual either cause positioning him on the allo/ace spectrum implies that it's a dimension of his character that at least exists, that he has at some point noticed it. I think he just jumps.
Luigi probably fucks though.
#op interrogate yourself about why you think this right fucking now
So unlike Mario, who continues to be essentially a void with no internality, I actually act with thoughts and intent and already did do that when writing this post.
Mario is a mascot of one of the most sanitized corporate brands in existence. He differs from real, full-fledged ace people in that his sexlessness is not queer, not transgressive in any sense of the word, just a void left by his position as a player character. He has no queer identity because he has no identity beyond the fact that it's-a-him, Mario.
Ok but why is Luigi different
displays internality by being capable of fear. to fear is to have something to lose. and what does he stand to lose? fucking.
Similarly, I donโt know if Peach could comprehend the concept of sex. There is no light beyond that blank stare. She doesnโt not understand anything besides baking and being a princess
Daisy fucks nasty
Peach lives a life that is almost entirely defined by her position as an object of other people's desire, wherein she is robbed of autonomy by Bowser and expected to reward Mario with signs of affection. I think if anyone in Mario has complex thoughts about sexuality to work through with a therapist, it's Peach.
What I'm hearing is Daisy needs to take Peach to a strip club
It's crucial to help her escape from comphet
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โwhat radicalized youโ bro EMPATHY
"what radicalized you" well in kindergarten they told me to share things and be nice to people.
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Post TLG, Shane has a rare completely off night. He was awful and he knows it. When they get back to the locker room after the loss, Shane goes to apologize to the team. Before he can start, the team just pushes him out of the way and surrounds Ilya. Theyโre like โDude, what the fuck is wrong with you? Whatโs your problem?โ and Ilya is so confused as to why theyโre upset with him because he played well despite losing. Someone is like โCap, itโs your job to put out and you clearly havenโt been and thatโs why Shane is playing like shit, so why are you not giving it up?โ. Someone else explains that they figured out a while ago that Shane plays like a God when heโs getting laid regularly, and goes back to being a normal human when not, so they need to know why Ilya isnโt bending over and giving it up. They start assuming that something is medically wrong and Bood is like โWell if Ilya canโt take it then someone on the team has to step upโ and Luca is immediately like โIโll let Shane fuck meโฆI mean for the sake of team and everythingโฆif I mustโฆIโm not actually eager or anythingโฆlike I havenโt thought about this at allโฆever!โ Ilya starts yelling at the team, telling them that everything is fine, but they yell back and now everyone is arguing. Meanwhile, Shane is very amused by the fact that the team thinks heโs the top.
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hollanov are obviously in competition to get tiny hollander-rozanov to say โdaddyโ or โpapaโ first. the best part is after all their attempts to coax one of the words out of them, their first word ends up being โanyaโ
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I WONT SETTLE FOR A GUY WITH A FAKE JOB! HE SEEMS SO DESPERATE FOR LOVING BUT BABY IM NOT!! GAVE! MY! HEART! WITH ZERO STIPULATIONS! NOW! I TAKE! CAREFUL CONSIDERATION! I'M NOT KISSING ANY BOY THAT IS PASSIVE! THEIR INDECISION IS PAINFULLY UNATTRACTIVE! PAST! MISTAKES! ARE JUST NEW INFORMATION! THESE DAYS IVE GOT EXPECTATIONS!
helloo i was wondering if you have some funny crack fics recommendations, thank youuuu :))
I would suggest going throught Texting Part 1, Texting Part 2, Social Media Part 1 and Social Media Part 2. These type of tropes usually are filled with humor and crack, but I will still add some below (:
Crack/Humor Stories
๐ mr steal your girl | 1.4k
ilya likes roseโs post about her breaking up with shane. the internet collectively lose their minds. ilya and rose have fun. shane does not
๐ The Googly Eyes See Allย | 1.9k
Ilya fights a mascot
๐ Jitterbug | 2.0k
A bug has entered the cottage. Shane is totally cool about it. Ilya is not.
๐ Leash 'Em Both | 2.1k
Five times Shane Hollander acts (surprisingly) unhinged online and the five times Ilya acts unhinged back.
๐ Ilya gets added to the Hollander family groupchatย | 2.1k
Ilya removedย Shaneย from the conversation. Ilya renamed the conversationย The Cool Hollanders and Ilya
๐ in case of emergency, please callย | 2.1k
Barrett: What could he possibly be covering up that he needs to put Hollanderโs mom as his emergency contact for
๐ (Not) Too Hot to Handle: Ilya Rozanov Versionย | 2.2k
People on the internet defend Ilya Rozanov's slut era?ย
๐ Ilya Versus His Mortal Enemy Pork Hollanderย | 2.2k
๐ Pork: *bites the hell out of ilya, clings onto his legs with his claws, terrorizes him* Shane: aweee my babies are bonding
๐ Your Turn | 2.6k
Shane accidentally sends a dick pic to his best friend Hayden Pike
๐ Wooing One Ilya Rozanov (On Shaneโs Behalf)ย | 2.8k
JJ still figures out Shane has a crush on Ilya, but this time instead of trying to set Shane up with other guys, he tries to wingman Shane to Ilya..?
๐ Group Chat: No Capย | 2.9k
Shane Hollander creates another Group Chat without his Husband, planning a surprise half Birthday/Pride party, he needs the help of his fellow Centaurs.
๐ he looks so cute wrapped round my fingerย | 2.9k
โWeโre worried that youโre a bit too controlling,โ Hayes blurts out. โOf Rozanov.โ
๐ keeping a low profile (the sunglasses have rhinestones)ย | 3.1k
There are many ways to support your favorite player. Attending their games, for instance. Buying their jersey. Or, if you're trying to keep a secret relationship under wraps, you could drive four hours in the opposite direction, wrap yourself in a dollar store blanket with eyeholes cut in it, and attempt to blend in with the locals. It's foolproof. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
๐ the boys were all electricย | 3.2k
Everyone knows Ilya Rozanov is the King of Bad Decisions. But when a Google Drive of videos proves he's got competition, he just doesn't expect his husband to be the subject of an, admittedly funny, leak.
๐ Happy Birthday, Ilya | 3.9k
Ilya: My husband. Ilya: Shane Hollander. Ilya: The supposed love of my life. Ilya: The holder of my heart and half of my assets. Ilya: The future father of my children and feeder of my dog. Ilya: Forgot my birthday.
๐ ฬถHฬถeฬถlฬถpฬถfฬถuฬถlฬถ Advice | 4.0k
five times Shane gives relationship advice his friends disagree with, and one time he doesnโt.
๐ Cosmoโs โSituationship or Relationship?โ Quiz | 4.0k
On his flight to the cottage, Ilya completes Cosmopolitanโsย โSituationship or Relationshipโย quiz for him and Shane
๐ disregard my last messageย | 4.1k
A handful of times Shane and Ilya accidentally send sexts to a group chat, +1 time they sext in a group chat on purpose
๐ across the wiresย | 4.1k
Game day at the Pike house
๐ lost in translation | 4.5k
The Centaurs' newest rookie speaks Russian. It's too bad that Shane and Ilya don't know that
๐ Worth it | 4.6k
Ilya attends an MHL charity auction and bids on something he wants.
๐ kiss and (don't) make upย | 5.0k
the Ottawa Centaurs win a game after Shane and Ilya have a petty argument and turn it into a superstition. Texting fic edition.
๐ all eyes on me | 5.3k
6 times Shane and Ilya get walked in on, +1 time they walk in on someone else
๐ a load of liesย | 5.7k
BREAKING:ย Local man gets pavlov'd by the KonMari method, more at 11.
๐ Hollanov Support Group(chat)ย | 6.4k
the friends of Hollanov make a game out of their lube hiding places, and everything spirals from there
๐ of a certain age | 7.5k
Cliff figures out why Ilyaโs keeping his Montreal girl a secret. Sheโs not a girl at all...she's an elderly woman. Or maybe an elderly man?
๐ hollanov break the internetย | 8.0k
๐ feelingshanetastic not hollander yelling at rozanov LMFAO someone get roz out of there ย ย ย ย ย IlyaRozanov81ย โ ย ย ย ย ย do not get me out of anywhere, i like it here. ย ย ย ย ย feelingshanetastic ย ย ย ย ย HELLO??
๐ Shane has been added to the group chat. | 11.0k
Hollanov take the 'two birds, one stone' approach to their wedding day.
๐ The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong)ย | 13.8k
Or in which Ilyaโs boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever
๐ Texting Trends | 27.5k
A series of texting trends the Centaurs do on Ilya, who in returns has to do on Shane. Because everything is about Shane.
๐ The Secret Society of Stick Handlers Series
If you have any suggestions, feel free to add (:
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Donโt think any of my followers are German nor do I think my followers actually exist, but spreading for visibility anyways
This is actually a fairly common practice for fascists. Never tear down their propaganda with your bare hands, always use a pocket knife or something
Yeah this has been happening in America too, if you can then I recommend bringing your own anti-nazi stickers to put over the nazi ones
Please be careful, the world is a crazy place!
In addition, wheatpasted posters can contain fine shards of glass mixed up in the glue. In general it is safe to assume that removing street art with your bare hands can result in injury, especially if the art is politically motivated, but fascists in particular have zero qualms about hurting people who try to tear down their propaganda.
carry bumper stickers. Planned parenthood, the trevor project, one of the million refugee funds, hell, funny jokes and pictures of animals. If you canโt tear this shit down, hide it with hope.
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interviewer: ilya rozanov, do you have any comment on the alleged homophobic comments targeting you in todayโs game?
ilya: if they could just put their minds off where i put my dick and into where i put the puck, maybe they would notice that it is going into the goal
interviewer: shane hollander, do you have any comment on your husband and captainโs rather coarse language?
shane: is he wrong?
