The guy on the right couldnât believe his eyes when he saw his friendâs pudgy paunch peeking out from under his tight shirt and drooping over the straining waistband of his pants, wearing a belt he obviously didnât need anymore.
âI told you all those chocolate bars youâre gorging on all day would keep sticking to your waist one day, mate. You seem pretty relaxed with it though.â
âYeah, why not, bro? Gotta embrace the dad bod, I guess. I heard the girls like a soft cushion to place their head on nowadays. They wonât find it any softer, man. Iâve put a lot of work in this lard!â
This fatso really believes his own lies. At first he laughed out loud when his friend warned him about the consequences of his glutton, while being lazy as fuck. Now that he canât deny the chub anymore, he acts like itâs his personal chick magnet. Not to be rude or something, but I think the only things youâre attracting lately are pounds, chubbs.