Nice 😎

we drink boba tea to satisfy our ancient & innate urge to slurp up tadpoles from a puddle through a reed

no we absolutely do not

happy halloween month time for my favourite post of all time

Tony Hawk is like fucking Perry the Platypus because if I saw him without a skateboard I'd be like "A man" and the second he picks up a skateboard I'd be like "TONY HAWK?!?!?!?!?!"

This basically sums up all his tweets

its just me and the album i decide to have on repeat this week

oh to be sigmund freud doing seventeen lines of coke before confidently giving a lecture on something he barely knows a thing about

i just saw a picture saying “dø or die” and it literally translates to die or die

#do u want to die in danish or english

*Hamlet ponders for a beat*

*hamlet ponders for 4.5 acts*

the horse really is in the hospital now

at 10:30 am

sounds about right for a philosophy professor

this is how you unlock his side quest

It’s amazing how people in the notes and comments are absolutely FURIOUS at me for the included Frozen comparison. Special shout out to everyone trying to prove that real people look like this.

How humans draw themselves is always fascinating to me

op why are you speaking like you aren’t human i’m scared

Eh…perhaps read my blog description.

Yes I AM cranky because I received NO PROPHETIC DREAMS to help me on my quest.