Various animals in a trench coat

wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass

So close.

north south FUCK west

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

finally someone said it

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

ah sweet man-made gamers beneath my comprehension

we made a brain from scratch, put it in a simulation of hell and gave it a gun

Whats wrong, you barely touched your pellets

I need a mix of wet and dry food.

What the fuck. You talk?

now shake it a little ‼‼‼

slamming your knights visor down when you’re finished talking to them, like slamming the phone back on the receiver.

Turning around to leave only to turn back and lift the visor up for one last remark before slamming it down again.