Nerf this diack

Whoever had “Dyatlov Pass Incident Solved Using Frozen” on their Bingo card...

I….excuse me???

just dmed this to 8 people because I hate them 

putting this on my dash is a hate crime

I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Naughty Wilbur

Item: alternate universe Coca Cola flavors from your local multiversal supermarket

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

where is he traveling

you can’t fool me i know where cats come from

Personal space? Nope - never heard of it.

why do cats have an extra bean on their wrist... what is if for..

its the drift button

anti-lock beans

Around 50-85% of the oxygen in Earth’s atmosphere comes from phytoplankton

phytoplankton appreciation post 💚