What in the goddamn

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

Stardew valley is problematic because it forces you to have an outside cat in a threatened woodland environment

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

For real my friend Tyler trying to get his mouth fucked tonight hmu if U intrested hes 29 and not very handsome at all and he gives bad head

Hws high key ugly as fuck and needs his throat busted in urgenlty

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

i dont mean to victim blame but why do these vampires keep talking to daniel molloy when they know he's daniel molloy

the only reason I know anything about the world cup right now is through nanoff drawing the losing countries getting railed

it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side

ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor

and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business