What in the goddamn

I won't ever get over the removal of headphone jacks, or micro sd slots, or cd drives. I won't. Fuck everyone and everything

No Homo We Smokin Penisas

I am having a full throttle giggle attack…I am dying. I need to get off this app & get chicken & pasta stat!!!!

So so so fucking real

[meowth voice] my own, poisenal jesus

Show daddy that nice picture again

it doesn't matter to cats what kind of bad week you're going through, they'll come into your room and start doing repeated bulldozer attacks on you

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

This email could have been a flayed screaming man