#alzy

This man is such a straight ace that its not even funny.

i’ve been on a ‘wedding ring design’ spree the last two days lmao

(yes i’ve had my reasonings for all of those. if anyone’s curious about any of those, just ask!!)

(I wasn't into StaticBomb until now)

Here's the blank one (by saucymist on bsky):

Reblog with your favorite Hazbin Ship, your favorite thing to see in fan works of them, and one trope that will make you hate (or just get annoyed at) a work with them. (No general fic pet peeves, something specific to the couple) (Poly ships very welcome!)

I'll go first!

-Radiodust

-Alastor being Fat Nuggets' second dad

Doing this made me realize that human Alzy is the flag, here it is color picked:

Alastors flag is AroAce-Spec

Mimzy is Omni and Sapphic

And basic edit here:

These bitches living together for a century just as close friends, knowing and caring for eachother in life and death, sharing an Alaskan king bed after drunken nights, all of them fucking up whoever dares hurt their besties (better not mess with any of them bc you're gonna get jumped and/or murdered), sharing music tastes because of overexposure to each other.

• Mimzy and Alastor being die-hard country fans in their teens/early 20's until Vox introduces them to the jazz scene and suddenly jazz is their entire personalities. Vox is actually the one who is sick of jazz now.

• Mimzy and Alastor "date" for a couple of weeks and after the best night of both their lives (they hijacked a car and killed a guy) they mutually decide to break it off and avoid eachother for a week. Which is about the longest they can stay away from eachother before they're back to being friends again.

• Vox digs the murder. Mimzy is nonchalant in the face of it, but Vox loves the violence. He wants to be in it so bad. He is so obsessive, moves himself into their space, forcing himself to fit in where there wasn't room before. Mimzy and Alastor don't hate it though. They think his need for attention is adorable and he pushes the both of them in ways they don't find in eachother. He forces them to grow with him.

• Vox and Mimzy invade Alastor's space. He always hated the idea of children or a spouse in his house all the time, but Vox and Mimzy's schedules make it so that they coincide in his home far less frequently than a "normal" family would. He never worries about them throwing out the things he loves or breaking them, their things all mold into his house like they were meant to be there. Mimzy's ornate, but beat up couch that beautifully matches his mother's ottoman, Vox' state of the art television that sits on a tablecloth his mother made for Alastor when he was a babe, his own gramaphone with records that Vox collected with both of them in mind, Mimzy's jewelry cabinet with a picture of Alastor's mother sat on top.

• Mimzy dies first. Alastor feels like he could have done more to save her from her untimely demise and takes full responsibility for ensuring her a proper funeral when no other family of hers is to be found. Vox feels overlooked in this time. He doesn't find out about her death until well after Alastor does. Alastor isn't even the one to tell him. While Alastor and Mimzy were very public in their friendship, Vox and Mimzy were private and quiet with theirs. Everyone seems to acknowledge Alastor's pain in Mimzy's passing, but Vox' pain seems to be invisible in the wake of everything.

• Neither of them are willing to talk through these issues (Mimzy was always the one that could drag it out of them) and so their friendship becomes stilted. They aren't friends more often than they are friends.

• Mimzy, meanwhile has landed herself in hell and has started figuring out for herself who she is without them and quickly learns how to make an extra buck and protect herself.

• Alastor is the next to die. Alastor and Vox aren't friends when it happens. Vox feels guilty for it. He's the last one to know his long-time friend is gone, for the second time. Their distance left him unaware that he'd even lost something and he ends up grieving for what could have been, what he could have done if he'd just been there.

• Alastor and Mimzy quickly find eachother and things go back to sort of what they used to be. Alastor's back to protecting Mimzy when she needs it, but Mimzy still remembers how he wasn't there (even if it wasn't fully his fault) when she died or during the period before he did. So sue her if she decides to make him work a little overtime whenever she gets herself into trouble. They're friends and she'd do the same for him in a heartbeat (though for some reason he never gives her the chance to). Alastor feels so guilty and overprotective of her that he doesn't take even a moment to think of it as anything other than friendly and besides, it always gives him the chance to let off some steam. No harm, no foul.

• After Vox dies, he searches high and low for them. He apologizes for how he left things off with Alastor and makes it clear that he still wants to be friends and for things to go back to how they used to be. So Mimzy and Alastor let him in.

• But things have still changed. Mimzy and Alastor's relationship is tainted by guilt and manipulation, but they're still closer to eachother than they are with Vox in the wake of his absence. He did take a while longer to die than they did, after all.

• Alastor and Vox' relationship is still strained in the wake of their fights from when they were living and now that they're both dead, they seem to be moving further apart than they are together. They used to love talking about and hearing eachothers interests before, but now every time they speak about their interests, it seems to always come with a jab about the other's interests.

• Mimzy and Vox at the very least seem to be closer, but it's mostly in a civil manner. Mimzy has spent too much time without Vox and Vox has spent too much time wallowing in his insecurities over their relationship.

• It all comes to a head when Vox and Alastor get into a big fight about it and it seems for a moment like they really will kill eachother this time. Afterward, they agree that they need to spend time apart. And you would think that this would be the point at which they self-reflect, talk over their issues like mature adults this time, and finally resolve their issues, but no. They're both big egotistical assholes that live in the public eye and can't keep their mouths shut to save their lives.

• They make it clear to Mimzy that she needs to pick a side or fall to the wayside and she picks Alastor. He's the more protective of the two, she's known him longer in life and death, and their relationship isn't as strained. They do, however, stop living together. It just doesn't feel right anymore (without Vox there with them).

• Eventually we get to cannon and Alastor gets sick of her manipulations messing with his plans and she starts to remember a time when she fended for herself just fine without him.