#valastor

But!

...I am still going to talk about Radiostatic, because even if it was minor, it was there, and none can stop me

First of all: Val is jealous. Val is jealous, because look at that. The SECOND Alastor appeared on screen, Vox's attention was no longer on him, not even for one fucking second. The amount of influence that Stinky Fuck (lovingly) has over the one who's supposed to be HIS (business) partner is INSANEEEEEEE

I dont think we've ever seen Vox drop everything for Valentino EVER and I cant wait to get that Valastor confrontation or that reality check for Vox

AGAIN LOOK AT HOW RILED UP VOX IS AFTER ALASTOR DOES ONE (1) OFFHAND COMMENT

(Well, it wasn't really "offhand," he definitely intended it, but still)

I still don't know if the reason Alastor wants to break up the Vees is because he wants Vox to be the most powerful to help him out of his deal, he knows Vox will fall flat on his face once the Vees leave him or he genuinely hates the fact that Vox found other people than him (unlike himself, who hasn't had been able to connect with anyone since him) that he wants to prove to vox and to himself that it won't last, but whatever his reason is, I am here for it.

This shot is everything to me. The slow, squeaky chair as Alastor enters the scene, the blush on Vox's face, I'm actually crying over them

EVEN ON THIS SHOT, DO YOU SEE HOW HE HESITATES?? HOW HE LOOKS BACK AT ALASTOR?? THIS IS GOING UP IN FLAMES

First of all the fact that Alastor is still tied implies to me that someone actually undid his bindings so he can get out of The Chair(tm) then redid them (it was Vox.) It also implies that Alastor is either free to walk around as long as his arms are tied or that he can only move around if he's on a chair which is so fucking funny

Were Velvette, Valentino and Alastor just talking shit about Vox while he wasn't in that room?😭😭 Was Alastor watching Valentino command his employees around I have so many questions????

"I don't beg" Sure buddy. Sure.

Alastors friendships with women: 🥰😍😘🫶👛💍🌸🩰🧸🎈🎁🎀💌🩷

“Flocked by your partners with their far more impressive contribution to your flashy little clown show.”