#vaggastor

This au is just poking a bit of fun at how everyone in the fandom wants to put Alastor in romantic situations constantly (whether it be with themselves or the other characters) despite Alastor probably being the least interested in the subject in the whole show. This is by no means a hate train or making fun of people who do enjoy shipping Alastor, it just more of a funny thing I think comes off as pretty ironic for his character and hopefully, others can enjoy that too. In this au he leans pretty much on the clear-cut side of aromantic and asexual with no interest in romantic affections at all. With that said, if you want to explore Alastor genuinely being interested in one of the other characters romantically or something similar, feel free to explore that! I can see some interesting dichotomies there. It's just within the actual "canon" of this au, he's not at all interested with that sort of thing. And just with a last final reminder to get into some character things I have in mind, some of the content mentioned does get pretty dark, particularly with Valentino but I don't think anyone's surprised there. But there might be some triggering content of the following mentioned here with characters but no crazy details really: Manipulation/Gaslighting, forced feminization, Non-con, Munchausen syndrome, Poisoning, Possessive, Drugging, Love bombing And I will be sure to give a quick warning to each character it might apply to, please feel free to let me know if I missed anything!

Rosie (Munchausen syndrome, Poisoning): Rosie has 100% poisoned Alastor before to make sure he relies on her. They started off as good friends but at some point Alastor began getting ill and Rosie offered to take care of him. This leads to Alastor staying in bed for full days, only really seeing Rosie who took care of his every need from food, clothing, washing, and so on. At some point, Alastor caught on that Rosie was putting something in his food to make him sick and he managed to escape with their friendship tarnished much to his dismay. He's often uneasy around Rosie but is upfront about his knowledge of Rosie's deeds. Rosie, in turn, acts like it is a lighthearted situation and often offers Alastor over for lunch, which he often denies. Any food he gets at his doorstep from a secret admirer or a lunchbox he finds at his seat in an overlord meeting goes straight into the trash. Alastor will still use Rosie's assets to his benefit of course, but is always careful as to what she might try to get in exchange. He has had more awkward lunches with her with his homemade meal versus the buffet she catered for the occasion, with the two gossiping like old times. Alastor is still uneasy during these times, but he also revels in the false pleasantries due to not having many others he's able to associate himself with due to the curse.

Lucifer (Controlling, Possessive, Manipulation): So I'm not 100% clear how I wanted to approach Lucifer. He and Charlie are probably the most similar I suppose? He wants Alastor as his queen (either alongside him and Lilith or only with him, he doesn't mind either way). He doesn't force him into dresses or anything, but Lucifer does consistently make doting moves and talks about how Alastor would make a good father to their children. Marriage is one of the mind and Lucifer probably gets a bit possessive with him. He also tries to guilt trip Alastor a lot, or manipulate situations in one of their arguments to get Alastor to say something he doesn't mean.

Charlie (Controlling, Possessive): Probably the most tame of everyone quite honestly. Charlie can be a bit controlling but does step off when Alastor expresses his dislike of her doing so, even if it takes a couple times. She likes doing things for him, is super affectionate, and daydreams about her, Vaggie, and Alastor all getting married. She can get pretty possessive with him, not being pleased when anybody does anything against Alastor's will or hurt him. The only exception to this rule is Vaggie, to which Charlie sees it like two cats getting along and finds it very endearing.

Vaggie (Forced Feminization, Controlling, Murder): Depending on how you look at it, Vaggie's one of the more fucked up obsessions or one of the more funnier ones. Because she's automatically inclined to like Alastor quite a bit with the curse thing but her personality doesn't jive with his for her own taste (in terms of their first meeting), she both hates and loves the guy. She's obsessed with trying to murder Alastor with traps around the hotel or outright standing over him with her spear. The hatred comes primarily from not wanting to feel the way she does about him, I guess like a fucked up tsundere if you wanna go that route. At the same token, however, she does want Alastor to be involved with both her and Charlie romantically. There's just one little problem: Vaggie has about the same amount of interest in men as she does in canon. So to sort of "fix" Alastor, she consistently tries to force him to be more feminine in clothing, offering different feminine names, and even trying to force him to get a sex change. Alastor is pretty slippery though, so it never quite works out in Vaggie's favor aside from the occasional dress or skirt being worn, which solidifies her attraction to him. Then he takes it off and looks more like a man again, and it solidifies her frustration/hatred for him.

Angel Dust (Drugging): To start, while I think Angel would love to have sex with Alastor, he 100% would not force it. Wouldn't even do touches or anything. Potentially he could just like as a coping (to be in a situation where HE'S the one in control), but that is a darker route that I don't think will be exactly true for this AU. However, he very much enjoys drugging Alastor similar to Rosie. Not only just as a bonding thing since Angel would also do the drugs WITH him, but just to get the not-quite-lucid compliments from Alastor and maybe a snuggle then and there. He wants to dote on Alastor with him drugged out in his bed saying nice things to Angel. Admittedly this one's a bit of a workshop as I just knew I didn't want Angel to be focused on sex like somebody, but wasn't sure what to do here.

Valentino(Non-con, LoveBombing): I mean... it is Valentino, what did you THINK he'd be trying to do with Alastor? There's really not much to say here, Valentino essentially tries pulling all the stops trying to get Alastor in bed while also love-bombing the hell out of him. Which really doesn't work. Valentino is pretty open with sharing Alastor, but again, does this surprise anyone? As long as he's participating in some way, he really doesn't mind.

Vox (ALL warnings): Pretty much the worst version of himself that people make him be sometimes for those darker stories in the fandom. While more interested in having an enthusiastic partner, I don't think Vox would be opposed to forcing himself onto Alastor. He consistently tries to manipulate and gaslight, while enjoying both the suffering and pleasure of Alastor. Much like Vaggie, Vox is obsessed both being in love with Alastor while also downright hating him to the core. He's possessive and likes the idea of being both sweet and heinous with Alastor. He pretty much is every other character wrapped up in one fucked up TV man. Vox acts the most well-adjusted of the characters here, but he's probably got the obsession the worst.

Likes:

Mocking Vox

Mocking Vaggie

Mocking Lucifer

His mother

Charlie's potential & stubbornness

Treating Husk like a pet

Hanging out with Niffty

Dislikes:

Vox

Lucifer

Susan

Angel Dust offering to have sex with him

Mimzy bringing destruction to the hotel

His deal with Rosie

Friends:

Charlie Morningstar (business partner): Alastor thinks she is funny and loves talking to her. Alastor trusts Charlie the most.

Niffty (co-worker): acquainted and Niffty has a positive view of Alastor. Alastor seems to have the closest relationship with Niffty out of the entire Hazbin hotel cast. Alastor finds Niffty to be fun and endearing. Alastor is very fond of Niffty. Alastor allows Niffty to touch him.

Angel Dust: It is unknown what Alastor's thoughts on Angel are though it is believed Alastor is mostly indifferent to Angel. Alastor's asexuality caused Alastor to turn down Angel's offers of sex probably.

Sir Pentious: Alastor is dismissive towards Sir Pentious and he does not think much of Pentious.

Egg Boiz: finds them useful.

Mimzy: Alastor and Mimzy knew each other in their living lives. The two get along and have a good relationship mostly. Alastor finds Mimzy to be extremely charming although he is really the only one that sees it because she is awful to everyone else. They are old friends. Mimzy does use Alastor in order to clean up the mess with the loan sharks but Alastor doesn't seem to mind as to help an old friend. However, he draws the line with endangering the hotel interestingly enough and asks her to leave. Mimzy was very shocked at his genuine concern for the hotel.

Zestial: Alastor is on friendly terms with Zestial and seems to respect him. Zestial is the only male character that Alastor doesn't act disrespectful or hostile towards.

Enemies:

The Vees - Vox, Valentino and Velvette: Vox and Alastor used to be old friends and they used to be very close to the point where Alastor knew Vox's human name. Alastor called Vox pathetic and weak when Vox asked Alastor to join him in a partnership. Vox has a one-sided obsession with Alastor and tries to get Alastor to notice him. Alastor shows very little interest in Vox. Alastor has mentioned that Vox frequently relies on others for power. The two don't get along due to their different preferences on technology. When Alastor is captured in "It's a Deal" by Vox, Vox subjects Alastor to humility and annoys him. Alastor remains unfazed, mocking Vox and revels in the power that he has over Vox. Vox desperately craves Alastor's approval and Alastor uses this to his advantage.

Exorcists (Adam & Lute): Alastor hates Adam since he was humiliated by Adam by losing the fight against him. This ridicule follows him in season 2 with Rosie, Lucifer, and Vox ridiculing him over losing against Adam.

Other:

Vaggie (complicated relationship?): their relationship started with a lot of hostilities.

Husk (pet & former fellow overlord): not a great relationship. Husk openly disdains Alastor. Husk becomes very fearful when Alastor becomes angry with him. Alastor sees Husk as a sad, lonely drunk.

Cherri Bomb: unknown. Cherri is happy when Alastor comes back after the battle and makes fun of Lucifer and Alastor's disputes.

Baxter: unknown. Alastor tells Baxter during Hazbin Guarantee "it's worth the price"in respond to Charlie saying a room is "free" implying that the Hotel is useless.

Lucifer (rival): Lucifer is very jealous of the "deep bond" that Alastor has with Charlie. This jealous manifests when Alastor shows himself supporting Charlie's dreams and goals for the Hazbin hotel. Lucifer became increasingly insecure about his relationship with Charlie and began competing with Alastor for Charlie's attention. Alastor wanted dto get under Lucifer's skin during "Dad Beat Dad" and used Lucifer wanting a relationship with Alastor to do so. Alastor is very petty when it comes to Lucifer and Lucifer can irritate Alastor surprisingly causing Alastor to curse sometimes. During "It's a Deal" when Lucifer was mocking Alastor for retreating during the big fight for the Hotel and failing Charlie Alastor becomes uncharacteristically very angry and quits the hotel.

Rosie (ally & former soul owner): Alastor has an interesting relationship with Rosie and has known her since life. He describes Rosie as a "dear, charming and dangerous" person who he loves to spend time with. It is apparent that the two get along very well, as they are subsequently seen together, and both enjoy each other's presence. It is also seen that they share several ideas together, and both are always willing to help the other. The fact that Alastor allows Rosie to touch him without a fuss shows how close the two are. They greatly enjoy each others company despite the deal. Alastor hesitates to call her a "bitch" when Rosie refused to fix his staff in "It's a Deal". Despite their good relationship Alastor despises being in servitude to Rosie and Rosie is not afraid to remind him that she owns him.

Carmilla Carmine: acquainted.

Susan: Alastor greatly dislikes her and calls her an "ornery old bitch"