#radiomaid

scenario:

alastor has been in a pretty good FWB situation with niffty who due to her everything makes for a non-judgemental partner when you only want to have sex like once in a blue moon (and usually disgusting sex too. yay for shared kinks!)

vox is in a Thing with Valentino, who is super kinky but also acquiring Emotions and its a lil awkward for poor repressed vox who isn't capable of acknowledging he's into two men at once just yet

in order for radiostatic to happen, they thus decide they must come to some sort of decision about the other partner

ultimate conclusion to this is:

alastor physically throws niffty at valentino and they watch to see if she sticks to him like glue (its worse, she sticks to him like a blood sucking leech. teeth are included)

valentino is kinda into this

they turn around for a moment to decide on further plans

they turn back around

valentino got super femdommed. "what the fuck how did that even happen so quickly"

valentino says "ya no ur not getting rid of me that quickly, sex with shortie was nice tho"

niffty makes a sad face like "but i liiiiiike fucking alastor" and alastors goes "aw" and vox is like "HOW is that attractive to you. do i have to do puppy eyes too" "no its not cute if you do it"

in the end they shrug and its becomes the world's scariest polycule that works surprisingly well

disclaimer: if any of you try to change this to someone else instead of niffty im siccing niffty on you tbh

you know how theres that trope where a character has sex and suddenly they're like. energetic and their skins kinda glowing and clear. idk if they do that anymore but this is a trope that existed when i was younger, it was funny af.

anyway, alastor fucks the nifftycule and everyones really distressed about it because its OBVIOUS he had sex. he looks SO blissed out. but who the hell just banged the radio demon????

they make so many theories and blatantly ignore niffty outright confirming it was her because nah nifftys fucking with us like she usually does. then like there's an entire arc of everyone trying to figure out who it was for the sake of The Bet. eventually someone succumbs to the urge to ask him.

"ok alastor WHO did you fuck"

alastors like:

"....niffty. why are you asking me this i thought it'd be obvious."

and they're like "oh god they're both in on it now we'll never know"