Jun 12
oh gosh...39 years ago today, Predator was released in theaters.
it was the first Arnold Schwarzenegger movie I ever watched.
still holds up today. one of my main comfort films. and i can quote it almost word for word.
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oh gosh...39 years ago today, Predator was released in theaters.
it was the first Arnold Schwarzenegger movie I ever watched.
still holds up today. one of my main comfort films. and i can quote it almost word for word.
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Years ago, a friend of mine in Atlanta showed me his terminator Jesus tattoo, and I’ve been obsessed with the idea ever since. None of these pictures are of his tattoo. Happy “I’ll Be Back” Day.
Hasta la vista, baby!
I’m not sure if I’ve ever mentioned this before, but in addition to being a Sonic the Hedgehog fan and a Naruto fan, I’m also a big fan of My Hero Academia (or Boku no Hero Academia as it’s called in the original Japanese). Just for fun, I made this MMD video with some MHA characters. Basically, it’s a new version of a classic Flash animation titled “Arnold’s Pizza Shop” (go look it up; it’s hilarious!)
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Dream Journal 2018-07-29: Here Are The Out-Of-Context Titles For My Dream Fragments So You Can Laugh At Them
I had a bunch of dreams last night, but they were so fragmented and short that they could be relatively easily reported in two or three sentences. But the I’m going to change things up a bit tonight: instead of your regularly-scheduled dream reporting, I’m only going to tell you what the title of the dream would be if it actually got it’s own post. Get ready for a chuckle or two!
Fish Davidson Goes To A Family Restaurant To Play Vampire The Masquerade With His Family And The Christian Folks A Few Tables Over Get Mad About It
Mayonnaise Is An Okay Condiment But A Terrible Thing To Put In A Briefcase
Fish Davidson Tries To Call A Sears Store That Went Out Of Business Sometime In 1994
Laying On The Ground For No Reason In Particular
Somehow I Wore Women’s Clothing To Work And Nobody Noticed
Hey, Does This Light Switch Work?
The Russian Mob Tries To Stop Me From Getting A Magic Jack Subscription
Sometimes People Yell At You If You Tie Your Shoelaces At Night
And my personal favorite of the evening:
My Math Teacher Showed Me “Truth Explosion,” The Cult Action Film About That One Time When The Government Declared Pi To Be Exactly 3 And Arnold Schwarzenegger Made Things Explode Until The Correct Value Was Reinstated
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Header image is the poster for Last Action Hero.
Dear Ahnold,
!!
I-I wasn’t going to eat it! I was just...stuffing it into my magic panties! You know, as a magic prop!
-Trucy Wright
rip to ahnold’s other half of the classic handshake from predator. carl weathers, you’ll be missed as everyone from greef karga to apollo creed to…carl weathers.