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Dear J'Luc K. Star,

As hilarious as it is, it's not incredibly accurate.

Though, I did give Wright hell for giving me a bloody heart attack.

Dear J'Luc K. Star,

Polly was always paid. Most of Daddy's medical bills were from my shows and his piano playing. Daddy isn't like that.

Though, Uncle Miles did go ballistic when he found out what happened to Daddy.

Dear J'Luc K. Star,

Didn't go that way. I was always paid.

In fact, Mr. Wright had me in charge of printing out my own invoices to my clients. He doesn't get a cent of that unless I give it to him willingly.

(And, I gave some of it for his hospital bill.)

Dear J'Luc K. Star,

Edgeworth didn't pay my medical bills just to be clear and I know his address. I have an address book you know. We also got money from Trucy's shows.

But yes, Edgeworth did freak out when he heard I got ran over by a car and flew my head into a light pole.

Dear Maya,

Hey, hey, it's fine. It really doesn't matter that much to me. You look fine just how you are.

I mean... does it really matter that much to you? I guess you could always ask Pearls to summon Mia, if it does.

(I messed up, didn't I?)

Dear Athena,

I'm surprised the Phantom would ask you to represent him.

Let me know if you need any help.

(So long as he doesn't pose as me or anyone else I know again. That still gives me the jibbies.)

Dear Athena,

Are you sure you want to represent him after what happened the last time we faced him in court?

(seeing him look like Mr. Wright still freaks me out.)

Dear Wheatley,

My apologize, but I can't speak gibberish.

(I'm going to have a talk with Larry later.)

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Dear askrikkaiandhyotei,

I will admit to having wrinkles, but I do not scowl!

Dear Anonymous,

Quite the thought-provoking question.

It would depend on whether this ability was mine alone, or belonged to every member of the Royal Family of Khura'in. In the first scenario, I would likely only use it when absolutely necessary, much like several American superheroes. In the second...

All I can say for certain is that legal proceedings in Khura'in would be handled quite differently.

Dear Anonymous,

I'm not sure, to be honest.

Would little Faitah have this ability passed down to him? I'd feel very proud if that were so.

Dear Anonymous,

A dragon, you say? I'd feel much more confident and courageous, I suppose. I might even be tempted to steal treasures from various kingdoms and hide it away in a mountain somewhere.

Not saying I would, of course. That's just the direction my imagination went for some reason.

Dear Anonymous,

Who says I can't, hmmm?

Dear Anonymous,

It depends. What kind of dragon are we talking about? Does it fly? Breathe fire? Does it have claws? How big and strong is it?

Not to sound nitpicky, but even superpowers should be practical. I wouldn't be very fearsome as a Mushu-sized dragon, would I?

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Dear Apollo,

Can do! Want me to grab some spider traps while I'm out? Or a helmet?

LOL!

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Dear Apollo,

Sure thing.

I'd recommend being more specific in how you want spiders removed from your hair next time.

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Dear Maya,

I don't want to talk about it.

(Whose bright idea was that, anyway?)