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Dear Anonymous,

Knowing Diego, he'd flex by slamming his coffee mug on the bench and shouting, "HA!"

Dear Anonymous,

If I was to return, I would return just as so...

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HA!

Dear BlueBlazer,

Hm... that name doesn't ring any bells.

Dear BlueBlazer,

Hehehehehehe

I do wish I was. Prosecutor Winner went to a private school, then to Law School at Themis during an earlier year than I did.

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Dear Clay Terran,

Uhhhhhhhh, thanks, but... I think you might have me confused with someone else. I don't even know that song.

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Thanks for not ratting me out, Widget.

You owe me.

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Dear blueblazer4real,

I had so much fun! Who knew pottery still had a niche audience? I got to share my passion for it with so many people!

But only had the chance to make three measly little figurines! It's not like doing scribbles and sketches -- you have to take it slow, no matter how talented you are!

So unfair, maaaaaaaaaan!!!

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Dear BlueBlazer,

I was nervous about it at first, but...

...I had fun. There were a lot of good people there, and it was nice meeting them. I'm glad I went.

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Dear BlueBlazer,

Oh, man, did I ever! I must've drawn at least fifty pictures of the fans and onlookers, and I even got to promote my new book some! Talk about a good time!

Didn't have anyone ask for pictures or autographs, but I can't say I blame them. Who wouldn't be shy about approaching an up-and-coming literary star, know what I mean?

Dear Anonymous,

Ooh, that sounds awesome! Someone needs to draw a picture of us in those roles if they haven't already!

Can I be Blue?

Sorry, Widget, but you can't make paw prints.

Nooooooooooo!! DX

Dear Anonymous,

Ha ha! We are a lot like them, aren't we? We even solve mysteries like they do!

Given, the mysterious those guys solved weren't as high-stakes as the ones we tackle, but...I always did love watching them put the clues together at the end. Man, what a fun show...

(I might start tearing up here in a minute.)

Dear Anonymous,

Now, there's an interesting thought. I only saw the version with Steve when I was a kid, but I remember most of those characters. I can see those comparisons pretty clearly, too.

(Who would be Blue, though? Missile, maybe?)

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Dear J'Luc K. Star,

Looks like every other sadistic cartoon MC I've ever seen, sport. Every real MC, too. What ever happened to originality?

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Dear J'Luc K. Star,

Pretty well-made, I'd say! I know how big a challenge live action can be, so I'm impressed!

So...what's the song supposed to be about, exactly? I'm probably missing a lot of context...

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Dear J'Luc K. Star,

Pretty long for a song about instant entertainment, dude. How am I supposed to have five minutes of fame while I'm stuck watching a video?

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Dear J'Luc K. Star,

Not exactly my kind of beat, but its melodies are smooth and its rhymes are clever, ja? I'd give it an eight out of Tenna.

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Dear J'Luc K. Star,

Wow, catchy! They did a great job with the music, the rhymes, and even the costumes!

Special effects are well and good, but they don't impress me quite like good choreography and sleight-of-hand do. That's just how it is when you're a stage performer by trade, I guess.

Dear Robottiye,

I have to say, this is something I would expect more to be done by an adult, but a teenage fashionista makes me quite impressed.

Hm... I'd rate Junko between an 8 and a 9 out of 10. Had she been an adult, it would be average like a 6 or 7, but because this young lady is the same age as the students she's keeping hostage, this bumps her rating.