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Dear Askrikkaiandhyotei,

Would the Evil Magistrate count?

Dear J'Luc K. Star,

I would be a fool not to be proud of them. They are the living embodiment of "the flower that blooms in adversity," and I've never seen anyone bloom quite like they have. My opinion might be slanted as their father, but their actions speak for themselves, do they not?

Pray forgive my gloating. It's rather difficult to resist the urge, you see.

Dear J'Luc K. Star,

Children? I can hardly take credit for raising young Iris, if that's what you meant. She was born with a sharp mind, a stout heart, and a taste for knowledge. I merely helped her to discover these things about herself.

If I'm proud of anything, it's her ability to grow up properly in the care of a disturbed individual such as myself. I'd have given up at the age of two years old!

Ahahahahahahahahaha!

G-G-Get away from me, Scam Demon!

Dear J'Luc K. Star,

Your thoughtfulness is appreciated, but my father's opinion of me matters far less than my duty to the people of Khura'in as its new Regent. While I certainly seek his approval, I doubt he would wish me to act merely out of a desire to please him. Whereas he is now at rest in the Twilight Realm, the ones who are still living require my help now more than ever.

Hm... I can hear him exploding with laughter this very moment. "It's nothing but rules and duty with you, isn't it?" he probably said.

Dear J'Luc K. Star,

Our father will indeed be reunited with us someday. Until that day arrives, I will do all in my power to carry forward his legacy and display an unyielding courage that inspires the same in those around me. I believe I speak for Braid Head and Horn Head as well.

There is...much we have to make up for, after all.

Dear J'Luc K. Star,

Proud? That's like asking the ocean if it's wet! I've got enough pride in those three to fill the ocean, hah-ha ha ha ha!

As for the "happy ending," I wouldn't say it was cancelled by my untimely death -- just delayed a little. I look forward to discussing all their exploits and adventures in person someday. No hurry, of course.

I haven't given much thought to what I'd say if they had me channeled. Going to that hash house with Apollo is the only thing I had in mind, honestly.

Dear Skibot99,

I mean, I guess as difficult as anyone else with long hair.

Cut it so it can grow the same length in the next month anyways? I don't think you understand how my hair works. It's not like most American hair. It's Asian hair. The type that's thick, gets oily at the scalp and dry at the ends, grows faster than rabbits breed, that kind.

Yes, my hair is ginger. From my European side from my dad. There are many Asians with European Ancestry that are born with natural blond or lightened hair like Ann from Persona 5.

Dear Charicla,

I was thinking of surprising him with lunch instead. He's not really a morning person anyway.

Dear Skibot99,

I don't have many memories of my dad.

One I do remember is the time he would play with me by lifting me by my feet and hanging me upside down. I remember laughing and enjoying it.

Dear Skibot99,

The only "humorous stories" of my father and I can think of involve Larry unfortunately.

Like the time I got sick, so Larry got the idea to check on me by throwing stones to my window before cracking it. My father had to replace it, but not before having a talk with Larry about knocking next time.

(And me chasing Larry in the backyard with a stick.)

Dear J'Luc K. Star,

Knowing Jove, he'd be just as proud of our son as I am of him and Trucy.

Dear Dawsongfg,

I already planned a visit to Mr. Misham's apartment. I'm sure I'll get some information from him.

- Phoenix Wright

Dear J'Luc K. Star,

I hope Dad is proud of me.

Dear J'Luc K. Star,

I hope he is.

My real daddy has nothing to apologize for. He gave me a wonderful Daddy that would take good care of me and I kept his promise to be strong for him.

Dear Patrick Star,

It definitely improved your lung capacity, if nothing else.