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Hope Solo - Say what you want, don’t care. She was amazing in the net, and overcame a lot to find herself between the sticks for one of the greatest teams in the game. She’s living proof that the potential of your life is limitless if you decide it is. 😍💪🏾

Happy International Women’s Day everyone!!

Dream Journal 2018-07-29: Here Are The Out-Of-Context Titles For My Dream Fragments So You Can Laugh At Them

I had a bunch of dreams last night, but they were so fragmented and short that they could be relatively easily reported in two or three sentences. But the I’m going to change things up a bit tonight: instead of your regularly-scheduled dream reporting, I’m only going to tell you what the title of the dream would be if it actually got it’s own post. Get ready for a chuckle or two!

Fish Davidson Goes To A Family Restaurant To Play Vampire The Masquerade With His Family And The Christian Folks A Few Tables Over Get Mad About It

Mayonnaise Is An Okay Condiment But A Terrible Thing To Put In A Briefcase

Fish Davidson Tries To Call A Sears Store That Went Out Of Business Sometime In 1994

Laying On The Ground For No Reason In Particular

Somehow I Wore Women’s Clothing To Work And Nobody Noticed

Hey, Does This Light Switch Work?

The Russian Mob Tries To Stop Me From Getting A Magic Jack Subscription

Sometimes People Yell At You If You Tie Your Shoelaces At Night

And my personal favorite of the evening:

My Math Teacher Showed Me “Truth Explosion,” The Cult Action Film About That One Time When The Government Declared Pi To Be Exactly 3 And Arnold Schwarzenegger Made Things Explode Until The Correct Value Was Reinstated

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Guys, what if the septicart and septicsave hashtags are only making matters worse? Think about it. Who or what are you thinking about when you use those hashtags.

You probably think of protecting the egos and Jack from Anti, glitch bitch, and the art is of them. Anti grows more power the more attention he gets, correct?

Each time we make art, use the hashtags, we're giving Anti attention.

We are falling into his trap, again. We are his puppets. He’s having us do the work for him.