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They say not to go to a grocery store while hungry because you’ll overbuy and regret it later, but it turns out if you go to a grocery store while full you’ll underbuy and regret it later, so really you just shouldn’t do anythig

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

We interviewed her, obviously.

Such a developing story.

I love this story

This was a wild ride from start to finish

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

I found it!! The original post!!

HAS SHE SEEN SINNERS

Preferably when she wasn’t wearing the retainer.

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home

i hate it when the ball is in my court get that shit out of here

you inform the average gamer that the gerudo of zelda are orientalist caricatures and they start acting like you just shot their wife in front of them

you try to tell people that Japanese people can, in fact, be racist, and are actually quite good at it, and they act like that's the most implausible thing they've ever heard

I hate that it's common to only teach about how WW2 affected Westerners and all the war crimes that Germany committed, but nobody ever talks about the atrocities that Japan did to countless asian countries. Nobody ever talks about the Nanjing Massacre, Unit 731, the comfort women, the death railway, and literally dozens upon dozens of other war crimes they've committed. Nobody teaches any of this in their world history classes and it's fucking glossed over all the time, and Japan never even apologise for ANY OF THIS, and some of them TO THIS DAY denied it ever happened. An estimated 30 million people died because of this and not a single "we're sorry" to be seen from them, they don't even teach it in schools.

you know how everyone treats women like we’re ancient after 30 i think we should lean into that. i want retirement. i want senior discounts

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girl are you okay? you’ve been consuming so much media lately that you haven’t allowed yourself to feel one single human emotion for months

girl you haven’t had a fully formed thought in months and your screen time is 13 hr/day. are u good

what hasnt killed me has just made me overly sensitive and defensive

I hate having an internal monologue. Girl shut the fuck up.

hey if ur reading this and ur in a bad spot mentally or anything i hope u feel better soon and have a good day

These are the words of puppeteers who should not be up this early

me when im in an Area

That's a guy alright

he's so fucking over there

And brother he's in a Place