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“honestly hamlet you’re violating a lot of boundaries by constantly trauma dumping on your mom about your dead father. it’s manipulative and toxic to refuse to hold space for her and her new marriage when she’s just trying to do what’s best for her peace. anyway get the fuck over it it’s been a month”
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Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).
minor nuisance about being an atheist is when you or a loved one is sick, you can't say "keep us in your prayers." maybe "keep us in your thoughts" is better but it has a major meh factor. the best i can come up with is "KEEP OUR MISERIES IN MIND"
Every 'normal' adult is fussing around Pugsley and Wednesday because "poor children that must be so hard for you to see mom and dad break up like this"
But the kid are absolutely unfazed, arguing that "it's alright they will be together again soon". The normie are so sad for the "children clinging to vain hopes" until Morticia and Gomez get married again two weeks after the divorce.
In the meantime Mama and Uncle Fester fight about which one of them will go to whose custody.
They pretend to argue in court and at meeting with lawyers over the splitting of the properties but that's mostly Gomez insisting to leave more and more thing to his wife in an angry voice.
At home they decided not to talk to each other so Lurch has to (begrudgingly) transmit messages from one to the other, even when they are sat on either side of the table.
That works (more or less) then Morticia says one word in french and Gomez run to cover her with kisses until Morticia remind him that they are spliting (that's the only moment he seems to regret the whole thing)
if you'd like to show support, here are some upcoming queer books:
When Life Gives You Corpses is a brilliant YA about a cursed praying mantis who falls for a young witch. Yield Under Great Persuasion is a raunchy, but surprisingly sweet story about two men repairing their relationship. Fabulous Bodies is a horror story about a queer rockstar rising from the dead.
This is Where the Future Bleeds is a fantasy set in a vividly imagined land, where two women (who happen to kiss) are the key to healing the broken sky. You're No Better is a story about a teen struggling in the shadow of his murderous parent. Oil on Canvas is about a woman who finds disturbing paintings in the home of her dead mother.
and then here's a list of 26 queer books by Black authors set to publish this year, and a 10 upcoming books by trans authors. if you want to fight back against queer censorship, use your wallet! or (if that's not an option) you can contact your local library and ask them to stock a copy.
In addition: looking for indie publishers and queer bookshops is a great way to find and support queer authors and stories of so many infinite varieties! (The following suggestions are based on my UK-centric knowledge)
(Some) Queer Presses:
Lurid Editions are "a publishing project committed to intentional and conscientious acts of archival repair". They are "attentive to how marginalised histories are forgotten and remembered, [and] hungry to rediscover overlooked queer books". They've just received funding from Arts Council England to engage queer readers in a project to contribute to the archive!
Cipher Press "We’re really keen on the idea that queer and minority stories are for everybody, and we want to make our books – and the stories they tell - accessible to all" (what an amazing mission statement!)
Anamot Press "Anamot [Անամոթ] means shameless in Armenian. Anamot Press publishes poetry and prose on intersecting experiences of gender, sexuality, race, migration, class, belonging and loss - with no shame."
(Some) Queer Bookshops
Queer Lit Oh man, I remember when this was just a tiny little shop, and now they're the biggest LGBT+ bookshop in Europe! They do amazing work in donating books about being trans to schools and parliament! They have a pay-it-forward board that will make you sob with its notes of love and support. (You can tell I wish I still lived nearby)
Lighthouse For Scottish friends - "a queer-owned and woman led independent community bookshop. We are an unapologetically activist, intersectional, feminist, antiracist, lgbtq+ community space"
Gay's The Word The OG Queer bookshop in the UK. One day I will make my pilgrimage!!
This really is just a tiny snapshot of all the amazing work of celebration and resistance that's being done for Queer literature at the moment. We live in frightening times, but I promise there is still lots of love and joy and hope out there in spaces like these. Support them in whatever way you can!!
Adding The Bookish Type, a queer trans-owned bookshop in Leeds! An excellent selection of books (obviously) along with zines, stickers, and pin badges (when I went they had a print of a pigeon saying 'shit on fascists' which obviously I bought). They're also the ones that ran the '25p to deface a page of Harry Potter' thing and then auctioned it off, which was great.
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I accidentally bought a head of cabbage instead of lettuce, so I asked the people around me what to do with it. I was not prepared for everyone to have immediate, strong options on the matter. Why does everyone seem to have a signature cabbage dish? Why don't I have one? I mean how will I even find love without my own favorite cabbage recipe?? This must be amended immediately.
If anyone is curious these were the cabbage recipes I was told.
Grate it, pat it dry, and sprinkle it on fish tacos with breaded fish and sauce of your choice.
Carve a hole in the head of cabbage, add olive oil, vinegar, and seasonings of your choice. Wrap the whole thing in tin foil, then bake or grill until soft.
Chop it into squares and pan fry until soft then add soy sauce and protein of your choice, serve over rice.
Wrap strips of chicken and veggies in raw cabbage leaves, dip in ranch or chipotle mayo.
For clarity: it is not that I don't know *how* to walk in heels; I have some limited experience with this from highschool days. Rather, I have a fun thing where when I point my toes it causes my foot to cramp horrifically. Even just walking on tip-toe can sometimes cause this. So, no heels for me, alas.
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Rocky on the trip back to Erid registering that Grace has defaulted to using he/him for him for sexism reasons and that they don't actually have to go by he/him. xe does some research on the human computer and spends several weeks cycling through different pronoun sets. starts switching so frequently Grace becomes convinced sie has started being difficult on purpose. after a while Grace is like omg will you just pick one and stick with it. Rocky is like okay i have decided. rock/rocks. rockself. Grace like well i can't argue with that.
#see the hill that I will die on is that if Andy weir was cooler rockey would use either they them or xe xir#you’re telling me cool middle school teacher Ryland grace is unfamiliar with the concept of fun new genders#absolutely not. his students have taught him about singular they them and neopronouns
Grace trying to explain to Rocky that they can be whatever they want to be and presenting a whole list of different pronoun options and Rocky (who has no concept of gender) being like 'why would I care about any of this'
Grace several years into their voyage, finally getting good enough at understanding Eridian to clock when Rocky has switched back to using the Neutral Tone for him, thereby implying that they are no longer friends: HEY??
Kelly Link said she tells her students to list two things before they start writing:
- what are the books that would make you the happiest to be compared to
- what are the story elements that keep you reading even when the book straight up isn’t good
Because you’re aiming for the first one. But during the process you will be writing something that isn’t great, probably. So what elements would it need to keep you going even if it isn’t great.
I like that a lot. I was like I’m gonna make a list now. But in my head the list was just like
We're onto Esmeralda! She's one of my favorite heroines but that's not surprising, she's very beloved lol (I like her as a character, as representation as a Romani person...eeehh I'll leave that to the actual Romani people. And please use Romani instead of the word they use in the movie, that word is a racial slur!)
The Hunchback of Notre Dame is one of my favorite non princess movies right next to Atlantis so this'll be fun for me.
These are just my opinions, and aren't in any order really,
So, let us begin!!
Alkistis Protopsalti, Greek
Maybe I'm a bit bias since she's a voice claim for an OC, but I just love her. I love the softer, more whispery, huskier approach. It sounds she's in a church and is sing praying to herself if that makes sense? Idk man...I really love her rendition it's very special imo.
Chizu Hosaka, Japanese
She has a super unique voice that I don't really hear from Japan really, it's a shame she hasn't really voice acted in anything else, her singing is so beautiful! Her passion is very felt and heard <3
Sertab Erener, Turkish
She has a softer and more calm voice to this song with her voice still sounding mature, she sounds like an adult but doesn't sound old, as there is a difference between 'mature' and 'old', she's a fan favorite for obvious reasons.
Heidi Mollenhauer, English
Listen...I just can't help but like her. Maybe it's just I listen to this version of this song often, but I love it. (also her singing 'Someday' is epic go listen to it bro...) and I love Demi Moore's voice work as Esmeralda too! (Though, I DO wish an actual Romani woman voiced her...and all the Romani people in the movie. But it was the 90's and I'm not really expecting much from a big company like disney :/)
Claudia Meyer, French
Just listen to her bro...she has such a sincere way of singing, maybe it's bc I listen to this version of 'GHtO' a lot but her singing has always stuck with me. This IS Esmerlada...
Mietta, Italian
There's a reason she's always ranked so high. She embodies Esmeralda and gives her life. I love her passion and the vibrato...i just love her.
Dora Fidalgo, Portuguese
She may be the most youthful(?) sounding voice on this list, but she still fits Esmeralda's vibe very well. She sounds...so melancholic to me, like she's truly hoping god will listen to her.
Benedicte Adrian, Norwegian
She has this soft, mature, pure, voice full of passion. I can just FEEL the emotion as she sings...she's angelic, her voice is clear and pretty...she's a favorite for sure :>
Lara Fabian, Quebec French
She may sing softly but you can just feel the melancholy and want that Esmeralda feels for her people...both French versions are so GOOOOD.
Sharon Dyall, Swedish
She has a deeper voice without sounding old, she's a gorgeous Esmeralda. She sounds very real...and sincere with her singing. I sway slowly with her singing as I listen to her... (also the lyrics to this version...aaaa!)
And that's Esmeralda! Tbh she was pretty easy for me since I have a clear vision in my head on how she sounds to me. Next will be Megara, who I'll be honest might be a bit difficult for me since I have a specific way I think Meg sounds lol
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