panic pixie scream squirrel

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

certified door post

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

If you don't want your kids on screens all the time, you need to give them things to do that are not screens. If screens are the only source of entertainment they have any non-screen time is going to be spent waiting for screen time. And sending them outside to play is not giving them a new activity - they will either just sulk or invent concerning story-lines about being captured by clumps of crab grass.

I’ve known this post longer than I’ve known most of my friends

DJ keep the music volume the exact same

can i be honest tho i kinda hate makeup bc i love licking my lips and rubbing my hands on my face like a cat or a fly annd i also love wiping my eyes like a sleepy infant all the time so basically i cant do it