scorn

literally every problem i've had in my adult life has been solved by open and honest communication. which is fucking stupid, first of all

*unable to ask if you want to get food with me* do you have any plans for what happens if you get hungry?

gamer pharell williams: it might seem racist what im bout to say

everything's fine and everyone thinks you're hot

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

No… I’m actually more interested in making porn of your bitmoji instead of having real sex with you. Um, you can go home now thanks

There is no Love on that island

i am so . forgets what i was going to say and starts sobbing and banging my head against the wall

people debate about whether wojaks carry fascism within them inherently or not, and yknow, maybe there's something to be said about how symbols work etc, and then you see a communist make a meme that features the one that's drooling with a dent in his head to represent someone who is incorrect, and you just kind of take a pause and ask yourself what the fuck is wrong with everybody

Your mamas so squeak shes either a leather shoe or the bad door or a mouse

*aims my rifle in the direction its pointing and fires into the tall grass*