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28 year old tumblr users will look at you and say do you remember thwomp day of 2013 when everyone was posting thwomp from mario 64 in different audio

see no matter what people who are terminally into looks maxxing culture or whatever say with their "carnal tilt" bullshit i will be smiling and laughing because i will never be able to comprehend what theyre talking about

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

if it was 2012 id have a sideblog called sam reid imagines and it would be like imagine sam reid is your trauma informed pelvic floor physical therapist

eating disorders and abortions are two things that are like, spoken about in most mainstream discourse as though they are pretty rare and aberrant, but then when you’re actually friends with a lot of women you come to find out that they are extremely extremely common and kind of banal & mundane

c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*