scorn

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

Eventually we get larger from eating them

literally every problem i've had in my adult life has been solved by open and honest communication. which is fucking stupid, first of all

*unable to ask if you want to get food with me* do you have any plans for what happens if you get hungry?

gamer pharell williams: it might seem racist what im bout to say

everything's fine and everyone thinks you're hot

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

No… I’m actually more interested in making porn of your bitmoji instead of having real sex with you. Um, you can go home now thanks

There is no Love on that island