this is the ritual to lead you on

Does anyone else ever have a sort of phantom physical sense when there's something ready to paste in the clipboard. It feels like I've got something in my right hand and when I click ctrl-v I put it down.

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

I don't think this is true, but I will wait for a ruling by the sacred boar that lives in the center of the earth

Your honour the man I am representing here today is not a murderer. I would argue he was merely "curating his space" and "regulating his nervous system" by choosing to, quite rightly, cut out a toxic presence in his biosphere

the idea of laura palmer is haunting because she's a woman suffering and people know she's suffering and don't do anything and then when she dies they make her into a saint and grieve her because she was too young to have gone through all that suffering like it's truly about how women's pain is only put in evidence when it's too late

like it's how now there are countless articles going "we have failed [female celebrity who went through an international smear campaign after coming forward with the abuse she suffered through the hands of a respected man in society]" and it's like no we didn't! you did! you made a spectacle of her suffering and you mocked her and made people hate her for her suffering and called her a liar and an abuser and a criminal for not being a perfect victim! it's too late to apologize for not supporting and helping and believing women who are suffering when you didn't take her seriously when she needed your help! it's too late to cry at her funeral when you're complicit in her downfall!!!!

does anyone else feel sooooo crazy and insane but in the most boring way possible

i am not going to lie i quite enjoy talking to myself out loud like a weirdo