Cesium 137

MGS1 reverse au where Mantis plays the role of Liquid’s “Otacon” and their “codec calls” are psychic transmissions… Otacon being as terrifyingly incomprehensible to Mantis as the reverse due to his kindness in the face of endless misery and pain … otasune/liquidmantis parallels save me save me otasune/liquidmantis parallels

FLAY HIM. FLAY HIS SKIN NOW!!!! TEAR HIM ASUNDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!!

I've posted about this before but back home at my old job I used to get pho so fucking often that the owners of the place stopped asking me what I wanted and stopped handing me menus when I walked in. After I moved to NY and I could only go back to Chicago like once a year, I sat down and they gave me a menu and I was like "Oh no I already know what I want, can I get--" and they were like OHHH #36 WITH EXTRA NOODLES YOU'RE BACK and I almost cried

so ocelot’s a gemini….👀

MGS Heritage Post

sources tell me a bitch is having a birthday

@uwathebestgirl

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.