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i don't do bad sauce passes
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dirt enthusiast
we're not kids anymore.
todays bird
Three Goblin Art

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oozey mess
Peter Solarz

#extradirty

shark vs the universe
$LAYYYTER
trying on a metaphor

Love Begins
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LGBTQCREATORS EVENT 26 ↳ black history month (insp)
⸺ on soulmates and suffering.
Fyodor Dostoevsky // via tullipsink // Faiz Ahmed Faiz // Margaret Atwood // sam sax // Mary Shelley. also see: soulmate (horror)
Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn
this is sending me 😭

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god i hate how normalized diet culture and shit like bmi and calories are. bmi is based on eugenics. calories are a measurement of how much energy something gives u and not at all of how much weight or fat ull gain. diets have been proven to be harmful and ultimately unhelpful in actually losing weight. fatness has been largely proven to not be inherently unhealthy and doesnt inherently cause health issues.
if anyone has more good links to add on then please do and if anyone knows more on this stuff than me then dont hesitate to correct me!
FOOD IS GOOD. FOOD IS GOOD. FOOD IS GOOD!! if you’re eating, ever, and even/especially if it’s hard, know that i am personally SO SO proud of you
The BMI was invented by Adolphe Quetelet, the 19th century statistician who invented phrenologist anthropometry. He wasn't just a eugenicist, he was one of the founding fathers of racist pseudoscience. Please do not listen to anything he has to say about your body.
“And get this: While epidemiologists use BMI to calculate national obesity rates (nearly 35 percent for adults and 18 percent for kids), the distinctions can be arbitrary. In 1998, the National Institutes of Health lowered the overweight threshold from 27.8 to 25—branding roughly 29 million Americans as fat overnight—to match international guidelines. But critics noted that those guidelines were drafted in part by the International Obesity Task Force, whose two principal funders were companies making weight loss drugs.”
Source: https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2014/08/why-bmi-big-fat-scam/
Body mass index is used to sell weight loss drugs, set insurance premiums, and counsel patients. There's just one little problem.
Hayden spiraling into faux bicuriousity because he and Shane got drunk together and he expressed his love and admiration for Shane as a friend and instead of whatever tf Hayden expected him to say in return he said “hm. Kinda faggy.”
PWHL Hamilton today announced that forward Alina Müller has been signed to a three-year Professional Women’s Hockey League (PWHL) Standard Player Agreement ahead of the team’s inaugural 2026-27 season. Müller, who was under contract with the Boston Fleet, joins PWHL Hamilton on a new deal through the 2028-29 campaign and becomes the third of five players to be added during Phase 2 of the PWHL’s Expansion Roster Distribution Process.
thank you, alina müller.
The Woke Left wants an E.T. reboot and they want him to have a boyfriend
E.T. stands for Estrogen Testosterone
ermmm funpoison yuri

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pretty boy in loveee
You probably thought today was a normal Thursday. Nooooope. Big Papa Huge Time actually.
reconditioning
defending the cringe pop culture attempts at slang in tvl by proposing it’ll be a nice time capsule 25 years from now when we’re rewatching and i turn to my partner and say Babe aww they just said “Cheugy” remember that 2 month span where people said that? oh look they said Labubu remember that singular month when people were buying those? and the life-size scarecrow in bed next to me that i’ve stitched to look like hudson williams doesn’t say anything because its mouth is fabric
#happy one year anniversary to this mating dance

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Just noticed Ilya’s stupid little clapping and rubbing his hands together moment when he goes to get the tuna melt stuff out of the fridge
Like I’m sure he’s trying to pass this off as like hmmmm let me think really hard about where all these ingredients are but in reality he’s like YIPPEEEEE I GET TO MAKE HOT FISH FOR MY SHANE #MYSHANE
Ilya could do the I HEARD YOUR HEARTS DANCING but Lestat could never have done She Would Have Loved You…