im just- im just sitting here

it’s so hard for me to listen to heartbroken/angry breakup songs by straight men bc no matter how good the song is i’ll be like i’m not sure if i fully believe you. let’s hear her side of the story.

a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way

TRUE

being a vampire is so crazy because every once in a while you remember that you used to be a different person, you used to be somebody with fears and hopes and dreams, but then something burrowed its way into you and ate the person you used to be and now all you feel is hunger

i am not nice, i am actaully very mean inside and i think physcially fighting and tearing until blood is drawn will be more satisfying than any internet discourse will ever be

I am being scritched

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

I think flinching is such a hit or miss reflex. Like yea a tiny bit of boiling water touched my hand but i dont think reflexivly throwing the water everywhere is a good defensive measure perhaps. might be even worse actually