Please eat my banana bread I made it myself

My disguise fucking sucks and i am going to get killed

ok this level of simultaneous vague and direct psychological horror hasn't been expressed since Amnesia Was her Name

i know its very hard for yall because you have air between your ears instead of a brain, but i need you all to think very very hard about the fact almost none of the popular minecraft smps have even one black or brown person on their roster.

i like how apples are like. the default object

I am a young child, but my body is far weaker than my age. Severe anemia is mercilessly tormenting me, turning my days and nights into unbearable agony.

The pain tears at every vein and every joint in my body. I cannot sleep, nor can I find a single moment of rest. I scream and cry inside from the intensity of the pain. Dizziness makes it difficult for me to move, and vomiting has ravaged my stomach, leaving me weak and frail. I am afraid... I am terrified of de@th, which draws ever closer.

My condition is deteriorating rapidly and becoming increasingly critical. I cannot afford the medicine that would extinguish this fire in my body, nor can I afford the food that would sustain what little remains of me. I am withering away, on the verge of de@th, because I cannot obtain the medicine and food that could save me. I beg you, with every drop of blood and every tear I shed each night, to h@lp me by d0nating blood. Do not abandon me and leave me to face this pain alone. Your d0nation and urgent assistance are the only lifeline that could bring me back to life.

taking a frame-perfect bong rip to perform a parry and do damage to the weed's lungs instead

I cannot describe what it feels like to stand beside my child, knowing every second could be our last. This is baby Qais's final chance, and without your help, I will lose him forever. Please help us before it is too late.

I am standing outside the ICU, waiting for any sign that he is still fighting, but every second feels like a goodbye I am not ready for. Please donate now and help me save my baby Qais.

Donations have completely stopped, and today the hospital administration warned they may expel us because I cannot afford my baby Qais’s treatment anymore. Please, I beg you through my tears, donate now before my child is abandoned without care.

I’m saying this with a heart that can’t take more pain. If you read this and scroll away, I won’t forgive you. My baby is slipping away. Please donate now, please share—save Qais.

You may have noticed I was absent today. My baby Qais had an appointment with his doctor, who told me he urgently needs surgery to save his life. Please donate today.

The horrifying incident happened in May, the publication reports, when a small twin-engine medevac aircraft carrying two pilots and two medical workers departed from Roswell, New Mexico. Heading West for the small mountain village of Ruidoso, the crew became the victim of an electronic warfare exercise being conducted at the nearby White Sands Missile Range, a test which rendered their navigational system inoperable. Due to a combination of low visibility and an air-traffic control that was stretched far beyond capacity — at least three other planes reported navigation disruptions due to the GPS jamming — the pilots failed to register a mountainous formation between their plane and the landing strip.

When that is such a prevalent stance, that white people are persecuted by Black people in leftist spaces, I think we can safely say “klanfems” and “klanmascs” refers to a very real phenomenon and you can’t claim it is some kind of transphobic canard.

The early 2010s millennial hope of a better more progressive future contrasted with the sharp traditionalist alt-right U-turn that so many Gen Z and millennial men went down scarred generations of women.

Thought "you're not an ally if you're dating someone who is homophobic" was a cold take but some people are really struggling with the concept