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#this is what happens to me sometimes when i’m writing names on cups at work #suddenly i’m grappling a complete lack of memory on how to spell names

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Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"I can note your interest in that feature for future development."

#‘okay so if you double click your on button your apple pay will pop up’#‘no sorry you need to unlock it- no it hasn’t gone through yet’#‘yeah i know they’re all different hahahaha’#‘yeah that’s all gone through thanks if you can just wait to the side’#i say that string of words. twenty thousand times a day

freegiftjones

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

chicknparm

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Head this way to discover Gort's Pit.

fawnamber

i just clock in on tumblr and post some bullshitttt everyday

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blackshvck

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

destielgaysex

NO OTHER PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM GETS TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSES!! THE SIZE AND DISTANCE OF OUR MOON FROM EARTH AND THE SUN MAKE THE PERFECT CIRCUMSTANCES TO GET TOTALITY!!! THE EARTH AND MOON ARE SOOOO COOL AND OF COURSE OUR SUN!! I LOVE LIVING ON EARTH I LOVE YOU EARTH I LOVE YOUUUUU MOON I LOVE YOU SUN

zhuazhua0251

#would u guys mind if i got a little into spideypool #like i’m 15 again

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animusbell

you can't come to my birthday party? aw dang, (remembers it's bad to guilt trip people) this doesn't matter to me at all (remembers to demonstrate that i am affected by you to affirm your positive presence in my life) but while you're away i will die (remembers not to guilt trip again) unpreventably. unrelated to you. don't worry about it. (remembers to express care through actions and not just words) you're in the will.

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vividciggy

Love that the cover synopsis of Harrow the Ninth is like 'they're back 😍 and GAYER than ever 😘' and this is referring to Harrow vomiting profusely at the mention of her ex-situationship, hallucinating the mysterious girl corpse she's been in love with since age 10, and whatever psychological toxic horror is occurring with Ianthe. Need I mention the brain surgery

gracetoldmeto

guy who doesnt understand how lesbian relationships work: so which one of you died by self-inflicted fencepost impalement and which one of you lobotomized yourself to try and bring her back?

the-boring-distopia

Harrow, Gideon and Ianthe: wow this sucks I wonder what the others are doing

Least crazy Camilla Hect sideplot:

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anactualswamp

i refuse to lose that tag

parkerposey

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best

parkerposey

He’s literally just telling it like it is

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kysluts

love when boys have slutty little piercings and tattoos mhmm

infectiouspiss

doctor i don't feel too good can you help

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