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Hello and welcome
to what is hopefully my last attempt at social media speedrun. Iâm running Tumblr % which has only three rules: i cannot use taxis to go to missions, i cannot skip mission after failing three times and i have to go with ending C (deathwish)
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I have to assume that in the fullness of time, at least once, a mouse has used a mushroom as an umbrella.
Thatâs enough to keep me going.
@cryptonatureââ Man do I have good news for you!
Also! Bonus frog!
Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling âYEARNINGâ and in trying to appease them I ask âFOR WHATâ but they are too small so all they can say is âYEARNINGâ which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively
I loved this visual so much I had to doodle it.
ratratratratrat
i think this year feels weird because on one side i feel like i drew a lot but when creating this i realized i don't have much to choose from. but that's probably because i drew a lot for university.
i'm a bit sad i don't have more, i feel like i could've, but i think i was too burnt out. still, what i have isn't that terrible
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[footage of the inside of an ordinary Eastern-European home, taken with a handheld phone camera, the man filming is walking from the living room to the back door of the house]
man, narrating in russian: Every fucking year, this time of the year, the pond at my backyard gets infested. What do ponds get infested with? Frogs? Poisonous weeds? Geese? No. Not my pond.
[The man opens the back door, stepping out into a garden. Three or four nude, human-like figures dash from the borders of a pond back into the water.]
man: Rusalki! I don't know where they come from or how they get here, and I can't afford to hire an exterminator every year. I can't let my cat outside anymore. Last year a rusalka managed to drown a whole deer in my pond, the stench was unbearable.
[He walks as he speaks, approaching the pond. There are several eerily beautiful female beings peering at him from under the surface, their long hair floating in the murky water. Their eyes are gleaming in an unhuman way. The man holding the camera stops to film them.]
man, calm and deadpan: What the fuck are all of you staring at. Get jobs or something.
[One of the rusalki, smaller than the others and clearly not a fully matured adult, slowly reaches out of the water with her white, thin hand, grasping his ankle. He appears unconcerned.]
man: You can't drown me, you little idiot. You're too small. Shoo!
[A loud thud startles the rusalki, making them scatter. A second thud makes it clear these are the approaching footsteps of something massive. The man turns around and points the camera at what appears to be a house, walking past above the treeline with chicken-like legs]
man, now yelling: IF YOUR HOUSE SHITS ON MY YARD AGAIN I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD-
This post is a joy and a delight.
this is the energy
Okay I HAD to do this was just perfect
I haven't the slightest clue what's going on here but I'm a fan of the general unhinged energy
when the kid who kept breaking your stuff somehow obtained a whole toddler the next time you see him
Etho getting robbed many times - the lore
"I have no problem with them getting High off my gasoline, JUST PUT THE CAP BACK ON"
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Demons and monsters that torture people because they feed on human suffering are so dumb. People are suffering everywhere my guy go literally any place and take a deep whiff.
Monster that feeds on suffering becomes a professional caretaker for people with chronic pain and terminal illnesses. They can't change the fact that these people are suffering, but they help a bit and in the meantime they're fat and happy off that Sweet Sweet ambient pain in the air.
Two towns over there's a demon lord trying to get their cult to abduct people for torture, but they keep getting stopped by heroes and the like, so they're barely scraping by. Meanwhile Belogarth the Registered PCA is chowing down on back pain, medication side effects and looming mortality for eight hours a day and has become the most powerful demon on earth without realizing it.
"But don't their clients feel weird knowing that they're feeding off their suffering?" No they think it's hilarious and they're real shits about it.
Finally a medical professional who believes that they are in pain. Because the fucker is actively chowing down on your agony. Not only am I going to get treated by them I'm going to invite all of my chronically ill friends to come as well.
Turns out if you treat the pain then the humans will bring you more humans who are suffering. It's like a restaurant where the waiter is so impressed by your ability to eat food they're giving you more on the house
They say things like "well, it's a real feast day for Belogarth today!" and "if my meds are held up at customs again I'm gonna put Belogarth in a food coma" and Belogarth is the one feeling weird about it
this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine
Wonder how long before the Israeli media tries to claim that these folks were affiliated with Hamas.
my favorite part of twitter is someone making a post that summons an entire fandom
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jesus in the hades art style
Every Friday and Sunday, Scar will pay a visit to the Cindersap Forest! He will also appear in any festivals the traveling merchant visits. Won't you buy something from him?
my mod has officially published! download The Swaggon here!
thank you to everyone to encouraged and supported me in this :D
mod got updated with some few bug fixes and sprite cleaning o7
ALSO THANK YOU FOR 1K DOWNLOADS..
