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One of my favourite "exaggerating a physical feature for horny reasons" things for a kink I'm not into is how some artists draw people sweating. They draw people sweating like Studio Ghibli draws people crying – all oozing out out of their pores like Jello. Some of these characters are straight up sweating Orbs.

Are you saying someone at Studio Ghibli has a kink for people crying?

No, Studio Ghibli has a kink for surface tension.

The writer's barely plausible alibi.

Victorian-style story with two narrators who appear to be physically present but nobody else acknowledges them, nor do they appear to be aware of each other, and then they're eventually revealed to be an angel and a demon who were trying to invisibly watch and/or interfere with the events of the story. When they finally do notice each other, their ensuing scuffles as they try to sabotage each other nearly cause them to miss important plot points.

The writer's barely plausible alibi.

Fallout 3 power armor mechanic and his duplicitous twin brother who says the word "uncivilized" too much.

Basically what I'm getting from the present "giving 100% at work" Tumblr discourse is that a lot of people have fairly narrow notions of what blue-collar versus white-collar jobs actually entail. There are in fact manual labour jobs where a significant chunk of your average work day consists of Fucking Around, and conversely, there are desk jobs where you crunch eighty-hour weeks for years on end until you suddenly drop dead from heart failure at age 32. It's absolutely true that you're more likely to end up in a No Fucking Around Allowed situation in a blue-collar occupation, but you can't tell whether or not someone is in that position based purely on whether or not they work in an office. Shit, call centre workers are white collar on paper, and the kind of fuckery a lot of call centre workers are subjected to involves genuine human rights violations.

[ID: First image is a screenshot of tags that say "Anyone who says manual labor jobs can't be hours of fucking around has never seen half a dozen construction guys standing around one (1) member who is halfheartedly poking at smth with a shovel for like an hour." Second image is a photo of ten people in work clothes standing around a hole that an eleventh person is digging, with construction tools scattered around. The workers standing around are labeled, in Hungarian, humán-erõforrás manager (human resources manager), marketing-manager, logisztikai-manager (logistics manager), kommunkációs-manager (communications manager), biztonságtechnikai-manager (safety technology manager), IT-manager, projekt-manager, bellsõ ellenõr (internal auditor), PR-manager, and termékfejlesztés-manager (product development manager). The worker digging is labeled Sanyi (a nickname for Alexander). End ID.]

oh me? I lost my penis when I ignored the "Don't touch the machinery" sign. you know how it is

nearly ran a redlight thinking about >penis ripped off by penis gnomes on my way home from work

putting this post on every machine from now on thank you

Penwas :(

They meant to say they were digging up bodies to steal organs. Which is what, ahem, Israelis love to do.

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

She maturn on my pearth til I goopiter