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traggalicious

Wait this is literally a bomb ass drawing of that one post,,,

This one

I love it it’s perfect

maybeasunflower

My cat can open her jaw wider than I can open mine.

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deadbeatmaker

it’s kinda fucked up that you’re only an age for a year. I didn’t know how to be 23 yet, let me try again

deadbeatmaker

I’m going to think about this forever…

sapphicagenda

Yeah, I didn't really understand this till my 30s, but now I've been so many evolutions of me that I can recognize seventeen and twenty-two and twenty-seven year old me.

It's sweet when I realize they would be proud of current me.

theotherwesley

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

lonelyroommp3

and so javert you see it’s true this man bears no more guilt than you. who am i?

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zszsze

can i come to your house and make you know some information

fladurblegon

“Your days are numbered” yeah it’s called a calendar you fucking idiot.

rogha

one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition

rogha

like six months after that just after halloween i asked to see his son dressed as a ‘fat baby pumpkin’ and he was like ‘who told you’ and i said ‘no one. it’s halloween. you have a fat baby. he’s going to be a pumpkin’

rogha

bbc sherlock wants what i have

good-4-her

simply dont monday

bestiolin

maarten inghels

animate-mush

@sherbertilluminated there's a line somewhere in Ursula Vernon's Digger that goes something like "it is difficult to be metaphysical around the truly geologically minded"

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mentalhealth

how much of ur online presence is performative and how much is it u being u

soil-boy

baby every me is me, we are the mask and the wearer

reynard61

Let's ambush mama! 😼

dvandom

"Why do Pallas cats always look grumpy?"

"Pallas kittens."

waywardmartian

The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.

prokopetz

The real reason your sapient dragon character needs a "rider":

Dragons on the wing are vulnerable to being mobbed by smaller, more agile flyers, particularly in your large rear blind spot, like a bird of prey being mobbed by crows. Having a human armed with a long spear perched on your back helps to dissuade anyone from getting any funny ideas.

Breath weapons are impressive enough on the ground, but in flight they're really only good for strafing stationary targets; trying to use your breath weapon in an aerial dogfight is a good way to get fire up your nose. A real fight calls for sterner measures – and, concomitantly, a crew to aim and reload the cannons.

In today's competitive world, it's not enough to devour a flock of sheep and call it a day if you want to keep your edge. You're accompanied at all times by a qualified personal alchemist tasked with carefully regulating your internal furnace to ensure peak performance, and sometimes you even listen to them.

No dragon of any quality would be caught dead without their valet. It's not as though you can announce your numerous long-winded titles yourself when introductions are called for, can you? You suppose next you'll be expected to pick up the spoils of your conquests yourself, like a common brigand. Perish the thought!

mikkeneko

empire-of-light

PROJECT HAIL MARY + the petrova line

#project hail mary

raptorific

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