like a drunk but not

deriding things as performative is anti third space

im sitting on a patio at my favorite cafe rn and im hand stitching them hem of a dress im working on. and i can see why someone would say im being performative by working on something like this in a public space. but frankly theres no element of that. i just want to work somewhere that isnt my apartment. i want to be in public, i wanna chat with strangers, i wanna see the world. it’s nice to hang out somewhere that isnt my home!

what i mean is when you say people are being performative you discourage them from doing shit they love in public. and thats no way to foster the world we want to see.

ilove when someone posts about an issue that's supposedly plaguing society and it's painfully obvious that said issue is not a thing that matters if youre not on tiktok

Belphie likes to do drive-by licks. so I’ll feel a wet rasp on my elbow and look over, and see his tail disappear into another room

Speaking from experience, the "normal to want and possible to attain" meme has been revolutionary for the "abnormal to want, impossible to attain" crowd

(thinking of something I want) is this normal. Is it attainable

Friends: I am familiar with the risks of antibiotic resistance; it's actually an issue near and dear to my heart as when my mother had terminal cancer her already difficult life was made still worse by multiple bouts of MRSA. However, I've never had a medical professional start surprise quizzing me on how to take my medication as if I'm a child.

He also asked me 2 separate times if I smoke weed

In his defense I have gotten into the habit of asking customers basic questions twice because they will actually give two different answers and then I need to figure out which is actually true so, my heart goes out to him

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

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