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reading a “there was only one bed fic” and the characters have decided to share the bed as long as they stay on their sides. i’m really glad they figured that whole mess out and am excited to read about them staying on their sides of the bed until morning^-^

oh dear

“oh one time my—” (abruptly stops myself from saying the words “tumblr mutual” in public) “overseas colleague”

the prevalence of the “6 7” usage today is because the children crave the season six episode seven masterpiece that is “once more with feeling”

can’t go wrong with pining while fucking as a trope. truly it has it all. pining. awkward sexual situations. weapons grade insecurity for all parties involved. the desperation as they inevitably fall further and further while hating themselves for being unable to stick to the contract of no strings attached. etc. you understand

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

Dick van dyke... God. What a name. I wish I could be named penis from lesbian.

I swear to god if this gets 10k i'm [remembers violent jokes are bad] donating to wikipedia

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

look at us. blogging

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lord of the rings