I would trust a power bottom’s asshole over a straight man’s hand any day
That comment is honestly one of the most relatable statements I have ever read
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I would trust a power bottom’s asshole over a straight man’s hand any day
That comment is honestly one of the most relatable statements I have ever read

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*has a gay little theology question that angers the pastor*
*has a gay little theology question that interests and pleases the rabbi*
This is not the first time I've gotten this exact comment about a rabbi liking the gay questions and let me say how does it feel to have religious leaders this cool
Sorry to say, but they do the exact same thing for humans too.
It’s amazing how people in the notes and comments are absolutely FURIOUS at me for the included Frozen comparison. Special shout out to everyone trying to prove that real people look like this.
Not to mention that when people edit these characters to have better facial proportions, the originals look like bizarre fish people.
How humans draw themselves is always fascinating to me
op why are you speaking like you aren’t human i’m scared
Eh…perhaps read my blog description.
this post has EVERYTHING
I think I know the reason for why people prefer “unrealistic” animation.
For some reason, humans really don’t like things that look like humans but aren’t quite human. Hence why a lot of people are uncomfortable with movies with animation like Monster House and The Polar Express. It looks too realistic to us and sets us off.
Scientists call this the “Uncanny Valley” effect and its thought to be an evolutionary tactic for survival.
The funny part is. No other animals that we know of experience the uncanny valley effect. Only humans. Which leaves the question: what was out there that mimicked humans so well and was so dangerous to us that we evolved to have this as a tactic for survival?
Oh hell yeah this is what I’m here for
Which leaves the question: what was out there that mimicked humans so well and was so dangerous to us that we evolved to have this as a tactic for survival?
@hitodama89
Okay, I’ve seen this thread a dozen times before, but not with this addendum.
she’s that perfect combination of extremely judgemental and supportive
“god you fucking dumbass hope you feel better soon bud”
“Po from Kung Fu Panda is a himbo,” I say into the mic.
The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
“They’re right,” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 5rd row stands: Jack Black himself
we all know Jack Black is not limited by our simple universe
this post is such a rollercoaster
I love this.

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Why is the baby’s legs so god damn long???
Because he should be fucking walking
Baby got 8 year old legs.
Lmaooooooooooo there’s a lot going on
Lmao all of the moods
why is this so fucking funny
So my high school’s drama club did The Bad Seed, a play about a child who brutally murders people. Later, the girl who played the part of the murderer was cast as a gay character and she refused to play the part because it “went against her morals”
People calling themselves hetero when they can’t even keep their morals straight
We rewatched the vampire diaries and I have a lot of feelings: SPOILERS
-Elena continues to be SO boring
-the love triangle is even weirder and drawn out now that I’m older
-Delena wasn’t as epic as I remember.
-who knew Bonnie and Jeremy dated that long?
- I literally thought Tyler died in like season 4
-the only compelling “bad guys” were Katherine, the originals, and Kai I could not care less about the others
- I’ll never forgive the writers for dangling a Klaroline relationship in our faces with no plan o follow thru
- Stefan and Caroline’s relationship was weird they hardly had scenes as a couple
- Stefan was selfish and should have let Caroline go like Klaus said. She was always going to be third to Damon and Elena and my petty ass would not have “understood” his sacrifice.
-literally NO ONE got their happy ending except Elena and Damon. Alaric is alone and grumpy and overall annoying but he’s got his kids 🤷🏻♀️. Matt is sherif but is also alone and quite literally killed his wife. Bonnie lost Enzo. Stefan died. Caroline will quite literally outlive everyone who is left and lost her husband on their wedding day.... like ugh
catholic pez
good work everyone

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If you would report an undocumented immigrant to ICE you would have reported me to the Nazis and I don’t fucking trust you
A note:
I live in a state where you “have to” report anyone you suspect of being undocumented (that wonderful hellhole of Arizona). Now in practice this law has fallen far short, thank goodness. But if you live in such a place and they start enforcing it, here is how you get around it:
Assume everyone who doesn’t speak English is visiting.
Never ask about their job, because if they tell you they work here then you know they’re not visiting. You see them a lot for several weeks or months? Hm. Someone in the family must be ill. That’s terribly tough. They always dress in old, ratty laborers’ clothes? I feel you, my dude, I can’t afford new clothes either, and my dad has the fashion sense of an aardvark, so sometimes it’s not even about “affording” them. They say they’ve been here for years? You must have misunderstood. Spanish isn’t your first language, after all. First and last name? It never came up, or you don’t recall–you meet a lot of people.
And then, if you’re asked: no, you haven’t seen anyone residing illegally in the United States. Just people visiting.
Very good very important addition
Essentially, this is the civil society version of a work-to-rule strike.
Don’t do more than is expressly asked of you, and do what you are asked with such an intense attention to protocol that not asking you at all becomes more effective than even bothering.
In this case:
“Have you seen an illegal immigrant?”
“Could you describe an illegal immigrant, officer?”
*officer describes a person who is in the country without appropriate paperwork, or who has crossed the border illegally*
“No, sir, I haven’t seen any illegal immigrant.”
And this is correct. You have NOT seen an illegal immigrant, because you have no way of knowing if Jose Fulano is here legally or not. And since you can’t see his paperwork (or lack thereof), and did not personally see him cross the border illegally, you are only answering precisely the question asked.
I’m not American, and I have like, three followers, but this is important.
a surprising amount of really important activism rests on your ability to lie convincingly to people in authority
JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED
The judge who sentenced this sexual predator is Rosemarie Aquilina. Larry Nassar abused over 150 women, including Gabby Douglas, Simone Biles, and Aly Raisman. Judge Rosemarie made sure this predator pays the price for each and every one of them. Hella props to this badass judge. Judges around the world need to take notes.
This is a gif of Judge Rosemarie tossing a bullshit letter larry nassar wrote about how “hard” it is for him to hear his victims testify. The level of badassary within this woman is untouchable.
we need more women like this in law
Perish, fool
I love black women exercising their right to say EXACTLY how tf they feel despite public white opinion
When has a male athlete ever been asked to smile
that first map tho… damn
read the asterisk tho…
f u c k

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didnt think i'd be getting so heated over the hunger games in this fine year of 2020, but here we are.
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