oh you goddamn sons of bitches

lin manuel miranda trains chat gpt to convince people to sell communist diet supplements to gay men call that lmm llm mlm mlm mlm

Went to a fabric store yesterday and saw a sewing machine that did embroidery of photos and the example was of a newborn baby and it was so fucking insane looking I asked an employee if I could buy it and she looked at it and was like “oh my god eugh what the fuck… i think that’s my bosses grandkid….I think you should just take it” so I did

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

fired from my job at the microbiology lab and having to carry all my things out in a little cardboard box the size of a thimble

guy who gets a pepsi from the break room vending machine every day after his work shift & amiably says “gotta have a pepsi!” while grinning & passing it back & forth between his hands but one day the pepsi is sold out & he leaves the building robotically with a completely flat expression & isn’t seen at work again