oh you goddamn sons of bitches

Oh so youre gonna send me blood thats the color of milk and then youre not gonna let me run a lipid panel on it. What am I even here for.

Don't worry everyone the predatory high interest loan the dentist had me sign up for while I was in pain and trying to get medicine got rejected because my credit is so bad!!

Cant wait to be done with stupid terrible work where they make me sit at a desk and answer questions so I can finally go to therapy where they make me sit at a desk and answer questions

I got the student again and she already got hired somewhere else so why would I force her to learn how we do things here when she graduates next week but also the alternative is just kind of sitting there in silence for 8 hours I wish I knew how regular people do things. Im about to break the analyzer to give us something to do

Every day i go to work feeling my worst and praying to survive the day theyre like hey we found you a student :) the future is in your hands

When I was checking out they tried to schedule my wisdom tooth extraction for tomorrow lol I thought when he said they needed to come out that was like a 5 year goal or maybe just like a nice thought to have

All day ive been telling everyone how stressed I am about going to the dentist thinking they'll make me feel better and they always respond like "oh yeah they burned my flesh there. They took parts of my body and stabbed me with knives. And theyre mean" I bet this is what being pregnant is like

Local news shows me headlines every single morning about all the stuff the cops confiscated last night from the corner i used to buy from i didnt know how many of those guys had guns that whole time