Just A Dad Who Loves His Iced Coffee

why am i nostalgic for my teenage years bitch i didnt even have fun !!!

Yeah but your back didn’t hurt

why is this so fucking funny 

those little rubber balls that old mechanical computer mouses use to have in them are now viable potion ingredients

*making an inviisbility brew* O Eye of Newt and Ball of Mouse……

Hot take: on a scale of nerd vs jock, LARPing is a more jockish activity then fantasy football.

*sigh* *releases toxic spores*

Dunno if bobbing the teabag actually helps the tea steep faster but it sure is fun to feel a part of something

im losing my mind….shes jus a lil baby…

“Koko, the gorilla famous for knowing sign language, was asked where gorillas go after death, she responded by signing “Comfortable hole, bye.”“

Me in the span of approximately two seconds

Me in the span of approximately two seconds

Buffets are PVP enabled areas

Just saw a lady pour chili onto her pizza

Enchanting her weapon