and i just got sign, to pickles records

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

Never forget, you always have your OCs that you made when you were 16. You can always bring them back...

unfortunately i have free will so im about to make art that is going to appeal to basically 4 people. let us hope those 4 people follow me.

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

what I really love about mash is how you can never quite find a fandom treating their characters exactly the way we treat hawkeye pierce

i renamed the therapy group group chat as tragic the gathering and suddenly everyone's have a problem 😒