he didnt want soup >:(

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

we're actually in a youtube video if this turns out to be funny enough

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

to my woke mind the world cup can serve as a demonstration of how false racial boundaries are.. because first of all there’s a lot of countries that fall on borders of how we describe race. a lot of west asian and north african players, central asian players… it’s like do you see? how the boundaries you made up based on continents aren’t actually hard and fast? how “asian” and “black” and “white” and “latino” are all arbitrary categories? plus you also see that countries white supremacists love to imagine as homogenous are not in fact as “racially pure” as they want to believe. the usa team has black players, the french and english and spanish and portuguese and dutch teams have black players and west asian players, the japanese team has a half black player, the iraqi team has a half pakistani player, the mexican team has a black columbian player, etc, etc. there is immigration and mixing of cultures across the world. getting rid of it would not benefit anyone. it’s also a reminder of colonialism as you hear about how curaçao’s team mostly trained in the netherlands, how senegal and algeria and côte d’ivoire’s teams have players who could’ve played for france, how the scottish fans root against the english team. idk i think sports might be political. just a thought

i want to double down on darkrai for competitive reasons which is: darkrai has the signature move dark void, which was a spread sleep move with 80% accuracy. which is Really Really good in doubles formats for obvious reasons. however, darkrai has never been legal in official competitive formats, which is where this gets interesting. Basically, because smeargle can effectively learn Every Move, doubles players taught it dark void. it became such a problem that gamefreak actually stepped in and 1. nerfed the move to 50% accuracy, which immediately made it totally dogshit and 2. stopped allowing smeargle to learn it entirely. So. darkrai was punished outright for the actions of a completely separate pokemon

Biggest fuck-up ever is that people have to pay to become doctors

Like unironically we should be subsidising at least 50% of their educations. What do you mean we have a shortage of doctors we should have surplus. What do you mean they’re being overworked they should be treated like royalty, they can fix human bodies

I don’t care if some of them are only doing it for the money. I don’t care if all of them are only doing it for the money. Intentions don’t matter to the stitches in my nana’s leg or the ten billion other lifesaving treatments we all get at a detriment to their finances and mental wellbeing. Entire cities are kept alive by just a couple thousand of them what are we DOINGGGGG

Just heard a coworker shout I 💥 NEED A 💥 MARGA 💥 RITA 💥 from the lobby. So I'm sure everything is fine out there.

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

half-typing something into yr address bar expecting it to autofill and ending up on google searching tumb or twi is like doing a trust fall and getting fucking dropped