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curioscurio

you really cant be buying cheap toilet paper as a bushed up warrior because it always leaves your pussy a crumb sandwich

wtf-scientific-papers

Submitter comment: I'd like to submit this '[s]tudy of defensive behavior of a venomous snake as a new approach to understand snakebite' not for it's topic (worth studying!) but for it's insane methodology, which... well, I'll just let the researcher speak for himself:

[Q: Why did you decide to do this experiment?

A: Snake behavior has been generally neglected as a field of research, especially in Brazil. And most studies don’t examine what factors make them want to bite. If you study malaria, you can research the parasite that causes the disease—but if you don’t study the mosquito that carries it, you will never solve the problem. Up until now, the popular wisdom was that the jararaca would only attack if you touched it or stepped on it. But that was not what we found.

Q: Why did you need to be the victim?

A: The best way to do this research is to put snakes and a human together. In this case, the human was me. We put the snakes inside a ring on the floor of our lab until they got used to it, then I stepped in wearing special protective boots. I stepped close to the snake and also lightly on top of it. I didn’t put my whole weight on my foot, so I did not hurt the snakes. I tested 116 animals and stepped 30 times on every animal, totaling 40,480 steps.]

From the recent (aptly named) interview: Researcher steps on deadly vipers 40,000 times to better predict snakebites

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preyanimal

love love love this

myriapoda-1306

One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey

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soothedcerberus

My Scorch and Magic beanie babies were able to reunite this year when I found one of them while spring cleaning 💖

hemipenal-system

and now for a really controversial take:

the temperature of the house should always be decided by the one who’s chronically hot. you can put on a sweater. i can’t take anything else off

hemipenal-system

and now for a really controversial take:

the temperature of the house should always be decided by the one who’s chronically hot. you can put on a sweater. i can’t take anything else off

hemipenal-system

and now for a really controversial take:

the temperature of the house should always be decided by the one who’s chronically hot. you can put on a sweater. i can’t take anything else off

#SENDING THIS ONE TO MY MOM

hemipenal-system

and now for a really controversial take:

the temperature of the house should always be decided by the one who’s chronically hot. you can put on a sweater. i can’t take anything else off

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hemipenal-system

and now for a really controversial take:

the temperature of the house should always be decided by the one who’s chronically hot. you can put on a sweater. i can’t take anything else off

hemipenal-system

and now for a really controversial take:

the temperature of the house should always be decided by the one who’s chronically hot. you can put on a sweater. i can’t take anything else off

hemipenal-system

and now for a really controversial take:

the temperature of the house should always be decided by the one who’s chronically hot. you can put on a sweater. i can’t take anything else off

hemipenal-system

and now for a really controversial take:

the temperature of the house should always be decided by the one who’s chronically hot. you can put on a sweater. i can’t take anything else off

hemipenal-system

and now for a really controversial take:

the temperature of the house should always be decided by the one who’s chronically hot. you can put on a sweater. i can’t take anything else off

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hemipenal-system

and now for a really controversial take:

the temperature of the house should always be decided by the one who’s chronically hot. you can put on a sweater. i can’t take anything else off

raccoonmilf

When I was in grade school I used to send emails to biologists and zoologists asking them questions to get answers to include in school projects I was working on, and would cry when they did not respond because I thought I was stupid for thinking that some random kid would ever be deserving of a response from someone who does something as smart and cool and important as *checks notes* studies frog fungus.

Now, at 29, I’m lowkey having a panic attack because my academic email is filled with middle schoolers wanting me to answer their questions about pygmy raccoons and I keep putting off answering them because I’m so overwhelmed with all the other raccoon stuff I have to do.

Anyway, greatest apologies to any scientist I ever emailed as a child and also an adult.

raccoonmilf

I know your research is really important and I appreciate all you are doing but this is so fucking funny

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