he didnt want soup >:(

the worst writing crime you can ever commit in my opinion is watering down the dirty talk because you’re self-conscious that it sounds like it’s from a bad porno…..i cannot stress this enough……leave it alone. the moment you tell yourself he would not fucking say that you’re doomed. people will say almost anything if their dick is hard enough

DJ dubcon hopes everyone in the club is having a good time tonight but he’s not going to check

damn girl is that a pie on your windowsill 👀👀👀

Eventually we get larger from eating them

not only is it not friday it’s not even thursday. or wednesday

I was drinking tomato juice while gaming, and I finished it, but then I died and had to reload a save from before I finished my tomato juice, and for a moment, I was genuinely confused about why my tomato juice was still empty.

sometimes people will make you feel stupid for being kind. this makes it hard to stay kind. it is important that you do anyway. if you have become unkind, it is important to remember that you can become kind again. it's a skill, not an inherent trait.

i don’t believe teenage girls learn about gay fanfiction i think they each individually create the idea in their head first

"bottom" please consider 🫵 whether the word you are looking for is in fact "submissive" ! because if we decide that taking dick means your personality & character r inherently subservient 😃 we might as well just throw in the towel on the most basic premise of feminism & 🔫 kill ourselves 🎉

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

calling things "cutes" is so uh. what's a good word for when something is cute but slightly more cute