he didnt want soup >:(

just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.

noted gender theorist fred durst makes reference to the concept of non-binary gender in limp bizkit’s opus “rollin’ (air raid vehicle)”, which along with the “ladies” and “fellas” refers to “the people who don’t give a fuck”

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

Finding out there's a lego guy that loads of people want to fuck shouldn't be surprising but it's reallt funny when you see him

i think the crux of human misery stems from the fact that our skeleton just wants to sit around and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow (that is the innate imperative of all skeletal remains in-case you didn’t know) but our meat has its own agenda which creates this fundamental conflict of interests

Soccer players are the horses of men’s sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

Never heard anyone call a bath “the soaker” or a shower “the sprayer” in my life

pay attention

every time someone says “look how they’re looking at each other! they’re in love!” about a non-canon ship i just think of the kuleshov effect for a second but then i come to my senses and decide to have fun

fully sober in the club googling iliad full text

Trashed off my ass in the library with a hardback copy of the iliad