he didnt want soup >:(

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.

I'm loving everyone defending their favorite attractions in the tags 🥺

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

if i was a little kitty and you were a little kitty would you touch noses with me to say hi

reverse solipsism: everyone else has a vibrant interior life but I'm just a passive observer

doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.

Obsessed with how some people get so attached to their own headcanons that they get mad when they see a character presented as they are in canon

they’re banning cis ppl from sports after an investigation revealed they were annoying