he didnt want soup >:(

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

PMDD pokémon mystery dungeon disorder

this book I’m reading on female evolution for some reason uses bill and hillary clinton as examples of the typical differences between male and female vocal structures and the author is like “imagine if bill clinton had a throat sac like an ape which caused his voice to resonate” don’t say that? I don’t want to imagine that?

billiam clinton saying his famous line “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” in a booming voice that can be heard up to two miles away and everyone starts hooting like monkeys and banging their fists on their chests

we must be anthro cheetah girls the way i’m going 80 miles an hour and you’re STILL riding my ass

what if there was a water that mdae yoiu change to your different what would happen

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica