he didnt want soup >:(

ive been informed that the breaking wheel, gibbet, etc are actually 'solar punk', and possibly even Leftist

someone made a website where you can declare your favorite pokemon & why. let's all see if every pokemon is someone's favorite... Together

having cash is like having secret money. like whos gonna find out i’m buying tacos with this crisp $20 bill??? not my bank account, that’s for sure

a part of adult life you never really realize as a child is the constant need for bowls in so many different sizes. you're always doing something and going "man i wish i had the right size bowl for this" no matter how many bowl sizes you have

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

to sleep? perchance to fucking sleep?

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

Our age of plastics is collapsing

contrary to social media developers’ beliefs i have literally never once wanted to see posts in anything other than chronological order

#i am undiagnosing myself with 'adhd' and rediagnosing myself with 'cursed by wizard'

Today, August 7, is Bandcamp Friday, so you know what that means!! It's time to jack off repeatedly until you pass out from exhaustion and deep, deep shame

Never listen to music.

Let’s all actually do this

posted in 2015 and then every single world event for the next 11 years has just felt like this exactly

i dont fuck with people that dont see the strong as fuck ice mummy as a milf, i mean its right in her name