demons begin screaming as hell turns nice

in 2012 people did this unironically and it would say dankhipsterthingss or something in the corner

honestly this is still better than most poetry.

enough time trawling that site to agree, but we really need to have higher standards, please

genuinely rupi kaur has never been this evocative. its so dark in here (writing)

no one has ever written a good poem its an imaginary concept

if you were ever more than slightly impressed with a poet theyve tricked you. its like a magic trick. you can admire the technique but don't fall for it. all they did is say some words.

honestly this is still better than most poetry.

it is said that they were the inspiration for "shining armor" of "friendship is magic", but if more was ever known, it has been lost to time

being a masochist sounds like an awesome alternative to being terrified of pain

the other day i banged my elbow and it hurt for a few days and i was like damn this could be making me horny instead of sad and afraid at the fragility of my body

and they said every time someone commits a crime for attention from batman they just send batman to go arrest them and i said it sounds like youre just pimping out batman in exchange for criminal offenses and jim gordan started crying

last night i remembered this post and it made me laugh so hard i had to sing irish drinking songs to myself to get sleepy again