if you're with me, then everything's alright

Like, it's not weird for wholly original romance novels to have otherwise disposable friend characters who act as author mouthpieces at crucial points in the story. (It's also not uncommon for romance novel characters to have NO close friends or family, in my experience, which is a different thing.) Former fanfics do not even slightly have a monopoly on, "Hey, what's up with this weird friend character? They seem a little out-of-place here? Also seems like you're maybe under-utilizing the weird, comedic relief friend, tbh; they could be doing more in this story."

Audience familiarity with (and affection for) the characters and their relationships to one another can be one of fanfiction's strengths re: storytelling. You can play with a lot of reader expectations this way.

Anyway, if I was reading a Coffee Shop AU Star Wars Reylo fanfiction (you could basically use this example fic to ward me personally off like garlic against a vampire, tbh, but let's pretend)... even if Finn had nothing to do as a character in this story besides be Rey's coworker at the coffee shop, I would be even more suspicious and dismayed if Finn was completely missing. We EXPECT to see at least briefly all of the major members of a cast in an AU fanfic of certain length, barring unusual circumstances.

Even if he is almost completely irrelevant to the meet-cute at hand, I WANT to know where Chewbacca is in this AU! I want to enjoy a little chuckle when, idk, C-3PO is turned into a high-strung, middle-aged office guy with either a short, non-English-speaking husband or a Border Collie-Corgi mix dog named Artoo that runs his entire life. It's delightful to see the characters I know and love in the background!

But when you file the serial numbers off of AU fanfiction, a character's role in a story can no longer be Being That Character. Now, you potentially have a bunch of story elements that conflict slightly or conflict very seriously. Now, you may have additional characters whose presence is no longer perfectly explained by the fact that you are expected to include all the Avengers in your MCU fanfic.

Now, Not-Chewbacca's quirks cannot be explained away by him Being Chewbacca. And suddenly, readers are like, "Hey, kind of weird throwaway detail for Not-Kylo's dad to be a former drug runner who lives in a van with an old, foreign war vet! Is that going to be relevant later???" Once you cut the fanfiction strings, your new story may feel riddled with inconsistencies and missed opportunities. Why are these characters here if they're 1) not contributing to the plot, 2) not contributing to character ans relationship development, and 3) not even really contributing tonally (humor, angst, fluff) to the story?

Drew 💖: At the grocery store. Is there anything you want me to pick up?

May was really craving a Durin Smoothie. Then she thought about how that was a weird craving, even for her. Then she thought: could it be a pregnancy craving?

She quickly did the mental math. Her last period was just over a month ago, so the timing worked out. Were pregnancy cravings even a symptom you could get at this stage? Despite all the research and preparation they had been doing, May had no clue.

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Closest match: Mya arenaria isolate MELC-2E11 chromosome 1 Common name: Soft-Shell Clam

Back when May travelled to the Icy Rock to evolve her Glaceon, she spent the night at the Snowbound Lodge. It was a bed and breakfast located along Route 216 run by a sweet elderly couple. They charged a nominal fee, just enough to cover the cost of ingredients for meals – they told her that helping out travellers and hearing stories of their adventures was the real reason they kept the place open, anyway.

So when Drew said he wanted to visit Snowpoint City, May gave the lodge her full endorsement. The accommodations were cozy, the food was hearty, and the hosts were delightful. So the two of them made their trek up north with the destination in mind.

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May and Drew spend the night at the Snowbound Lodge. Their room has two beds. Somehow, they still end up sharing.

“First of all, they’re going to love you, I promise. Second of all – even if they don’t, it’s not a big deal. I’m a modern woman, my parents don’t get to decide who I date.”

“So dowry discussions are off the table? That’s a shame. I had been hoping to get 10 Tauros for your hand.”

As soon as he made the joke, he worried he had crossed a line. While he wasn’t actually expecting a dowry, marriage had been the reason he was so worried. They had only been dating for 2 months, but Drew already knew that May was the woman he wanted to marry. He had suspected as much even before they started going out.

He hadn’t told her. It was way too soon for that sort of conversation. But if Norman and Caroline were to become his in-laws someday, he wanted to be on good terms with them.

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