if you're with me, then everything's alright

Sometimes you think a man is gay but it turns out he is just nice. Sometimes you think a man is nice but he’s actually just wearing glasses. It’s complicated

Ahh what the hell, gimme another unnamed layer! I ain't driving!

playing elf simulator when I get a notification my elf just grew sentimentally attached to a young lad from the river village and I clutch my mouse tighter. I open his flights of fancy tab, "find a way to make him last," I delete the save and storm off to go punch my legolas poster

you can’t call something a crackship if they have multiple scenes together and insane sexual tension. not even if only a few people ship them. that’s just a rarepair. the line must be drawn here.

“crackship” is for when he-man cheats on skeletor with sans at the skeleton family reunion

a while ago I read an omegaverse fic where part of the premise was that the guy had like, abnormally long and intense heats, which as you can imagine was used for horny reasons. but it was a fairly grounded omegaverse setting as far as it goes, and I could not stop thinking "he has pornworld endometriosis and needs to see an ΩBGYN"

Like two years ago I ran into a salamander biologist in the woods who complimented my ability to 'walk quietly in the forest while causing minimal disturbance to the leaf litter.' Still goes to my head.

shot in the HEAD. and you're to blame. You are not good. At dart game