if you're with me, then everything's alright

“can’t believe women fought to work!! i don’t wanna work!!” women have Been Working they fought to get Paid you know that right ?

me: "well it looks like you lost the bet. now you have to do anything I ask for~♡" my girlfriend: "oh yeah? and what's that" Me, scrolling through the search results for a hastily typed 'thigns that are sexually embarassing, for domming': "now now. be patient little bird~♡"

have you found anything yet goddess

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

lining a yaoi paddle with dollar store razors in some crude approximation of a macuahuitl, for the fujoshi wars

Enchanted weapon

built my walls so well so no one can get in but now i can’t get out either

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

tumblr mutuals will truly be obsessed with anyone. there is a guy out there with 1 fan worldwide and that fan is your tumblr mutual

You people are normal right. If I learn how to be a person from you it would be fine right

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