if you're with me, then everything's alright

(Klavier)

Fraulein, I'm out with you Fraulein

And we're gonna have a good time

On the beach with the stars beyond our reach

But Fraulein, even though you're so fine

There's someone who is much finer then you...

And his forehead is huge!

It's enormous!

It's the greatest thing I've ever seen!

His eyes are enormous!

And I'm feeling them perceiving right through me,

I'm used to being eyed by the ladies day and night,

I've never felt this way around the man who took my brother down,

[something something] in love with Herr Forehead

(Apollo)

Gavin! What the fuck are you on, Gavin?

Sorry I ain't having all that shit,

That's a lie and you know it!

I mean sure, man, my bracelet's not reacting

OH MY GOD, Then what you say is so!

Still I'd never date you, because

your ego

is enormous!

And you're the kind of guy who'd spoil me too much!

And it's not fair because I really want to,

touch you everywhere you want me too,

but man, you're such a flaunt

embarrassing to be around

your music sucks I hate the sound!

[something something] pretend you're not head over heels in love, with Herr Forehead

(Klavier)

It's okay, let's throw our rivalry away

Pretend for a second that you've lost your sense of self-respect

(Apollo)

So you admit, you've lost your mind?

To leave our relationship behind

Nothing good comes out of this...

(Klavier)

Except that it might piss of Kris.

(both)

The benefits are huge!

They're enormous!

While we're in love, he's rotting in his cell

That's enormous!

He'll shake his fist at us while he's burning in hell

(Apollo)

I hope the rest of the agency,

doesn't give you shit for dating me

(Klavier)

(some quip about Phoenix being Apollo's dad????)