cry baby

i’m gonna be the biggest crybaby about it actually

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

I don’t really care if your a liberal or progressive Christian. It doesn’t undo the hurt many have faced at the hands of the church, and you need to learn how to deal with people talking about it without going “but not ALL Christians”

we need more popular music w the harmonica and the organ and the accordion and the steel pan guitar and the mandolin

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

as a small child my favourite activity was the kubrick stare

I’m not even horny I’m just jerking off for the serotonin at this point

I like when everything is funny. Other times not so much