Don't Die At Sea

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

@mithril-leaf

Most annoying online emotion is "I have a funny personal anacdote to add to this but it doxxes like all of my personal information"

updated the character limit on the blinkie maker! previously 15 characters, you can now attempt to cram a whopping 25 characters on your blinkies!! certain fonts and font sizes WILL cut off. use your best judgement ok?

Was about to fall asleep and apropos of nothing was struck out of nowhere by a horrible future vision of a brightly-lit and saccharine 3D-AI Calvin and Hobbes movie with Scarlet Johanssen voicing the mom and Chris Pratt voicing Hobbes and experienced an emotional haptic jerk so chilling I feel like I just foresaw my own death

(Drenched in a cold sweat, visibly shaking) We Need To Warn Bill Watterson

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