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I saw a bumper sticker and thought “is that seductive Daffy Duck” and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a fishing bumper sticker but also. also it is still very much seductive Daffy Duck???? somehow????????

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I keep thinking about that story of that woman who flew across an ocean to pick up a yogurt for her rich boss who insisted she NEEDED a particular brand of yogurt on her vacation only for her to arrive with the yogurt and the rich woman had already forgotten the yogurts existence. I am the budget version of that, except people argue that its ok im not getting paid because im disabled and the work i do isnt real anyway.

#☠️#'But they are housing you' and if they paid me I could buy my own house. So you see the problem.

Relatives who literally take up so much of my time that working for them and entertaining them when im not working qualifies as an unpaid 60 hour a week job: you're going to bed early? Aren't you going to watch another 4 hours of TV with us?

Me:

#Their universe literally revolves around them. They cant imagine i might just WANT TO SLEEP.#BTW they do not take care of me as a disabled person. I am still doing that all by myself. That is still also my job.#It is an endless pit. there is no amount of time i can spend with them that is 'enough' and no amount of labor where my job is 'done.'#And everyone seems confused why I have no social life or can never really summon the strength to message people.#Im so tired its unreal.#Tomorrow I am spending a FOURTEEN HOUR DAY with these assholes i had to plan and they are like 'wow you would abandon us just to sleep :/'#☠️

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affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

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plus my peanuts got an attitude

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i have been thinking about this edit before i even knew it existed. puzzle pieces fit together naturally

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I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement

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Patrick Stewart in Star Trek ∙ All Good Things

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Ink and marker

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(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

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Awesome rooster with shoes I made for my boyfriends birthday this year :]

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bunny moment

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the baseball crowd loves unexpected animals far more than the baseball game

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you come into our house and say something so brave and true

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@dmr4023 did a rare commission where they just wanted fanart of Death from Discworld so I chose to do him with his sweet horse Binky.

He's up here on Redbubble, Teepublic, and Threadless.

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hyrax crying on the bed after comparing himself to other people on the internet

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Kate McKinnon getting her hair pulled by THE pornstar Nina Hartley

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the flat hand thing works, she’s correct

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The flat hand thing is so correct, and I’ve thought about this clip like four times a week since i saw it like ten years ago. That is NOT a noise she intended to make

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