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kindergarten teacher betrayal call that double cross applesauce

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

don’t listen to what anyone says the elephant really ties the room together

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

taught my little brother to replace "im gonna kill myself" with "im killing a hostage" and it was a success #oldestsiblingwisdom

Whatttt is with the tendency of Tumblr users to seek absolution from every single person who offhandedly posts about disagreeing with something they do

I say this not unkindly, but firmly: to function as a member of a social species, you have to get comfortable with the idea that not everyone will like you

you found him and he is proud of you

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TURN ON THE SOUND.

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

[Doesnt do it] [gets stressed] [gets scared thinking about doing it] [doesnt do it because it's scary] [keeps not doing it]

Idk man my nervous system gets regulated from walking really really fast and elbowing groups of people taking up the whole sidewalk. like that’s what makes me feel at peace

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

i'm gonna be me forever and im gonna get really really good at it