So much random stuff

Networks show these images of the stuffed toy Artemis, the beloved kitten that goes on Sailor Moon at NASA's Mission Control Center at Johnson Space Center in Houston, Texas.

It's worth mentioning that the Artemis II program will allow humanity to return to the moon for the first time in 54 years.

NASA employees love Sailor Moon products.

The person who probably placed the stuffed animal was astronaut Stanley G. Love, 60, chief of CAPCOM (spacecraft communications leader) of the Artemis 2 mission. He's also known to be an anime fan, as he's often seen wearing a Sailor Moon necklace."

black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.

bruce: how’d you get your scar?

zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.

J: "wan na kno w h ow i go t thes e sc ar s"

Consider

Iroh: you too must learn patience. Boiling the water ruins the delicate flavor of the white jade

Alfred: oh I'm dreadfully sorry - for some reason I expected this tea to have TEA in it

(later)

Alfred: *aggressively laying out full tea service with milk, lemon, sugar, and, just to drive his point in, jam*

while Zuko is enthusiastic about cream and sugar

"I ran away from home when I was twelve then froze myself in the ocean with my flying bison, Appa, to survive a storm. I'm technically over a hundred now cuz of that."

"I'm actually an alien not from earth with a lot of super powers and protect humanity with them every day."

Katara and Alfred discussing stuff and cleaning together but also kicking ass together one night when a robber tries to break into Wayne manor only to compliment/critique eachother's form in the midst of battle.

"Mistress Katara, I feat you'll be over taken with that stance. Try this one if you please."

"Oh, thanks Alfred. I'll try not to get any dirt on the carpet. I know it can be a pain to clean." Uses her water bending to trip a few robbers over and shackling their feet by the ankles so they can't get away.

"That's a non issue. You can simply help me after this." Proceeds to flip a robber over and Katara freezes his joints in place. "Very well done. Would you mind helping me make some frozen treats some time."

"Oh, I'd love to try something after we clean up. I'll get these guys lined up for the police." Katara then uses her water bending to pull the robbers by their ice shackles outside so she can meet with the police, who Alfred called via a silent alarm.

"I shall get the cleaning supplies then."

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘DRINK SOME JUICE’

WHAT IS ‘LOW BLOOD SUGAR’

WHY IS THIS WORKING

“What do you mean I don’t have to burn half my blood to create a fireball?”

“Why can you teleport more than once without vomiting? WTF is ‘quantum displacement awareness’???”

“You know HOW many spells? HOW? ... What do you mean ‘my spell book’?”

"Actually Holmes, this looks like salt. Quite unusual for a magic circle, since it can be scattered so easily..."

"It tastes like salt too. Good eye Watson. Let us start by visiting the fish mongers."

"But then they'd have to pay the tarrif!"

"An excellent question, the key was the footprints."

"But he doesn't even have feet!"

"He doesn't as of right now. But you forget, the magic circle."

"I see! The killing spell was a water spear, which normally requires a circle."

"But doesn't if you're already imbued with water magic like our scaly ambassador."

"So the circle..."

"To grant him a pair of feet. For just long enough to leave distinctive footprints in the scattered salt and to make us suspect a two-legged killer."

The cuts, the slow ramp-ups, how it matches his dance moves.