burger princess

i think i saw a movie like this once

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

Major Arcana series

modesty

call that a transplant

by far the best ad I’ve gotten on this app entirely because I tried rotating it out of sheer curiosity and absolutely nothing happened

i love shipping magazines and i especially love them when they sound like they were written by a mildly aggravated cargo ship

What, then, makes the butcher more butch than other food shop owners?

"Got it, it's [language B's word for thing] variety [language A's word for thing]"

OF COURSE it’s not colonizer bullshit! It’s just linguistic shorthand!

This captures everything I love about being online

2003