burger princess

Starting my speech at the Omelas city council with a child acknowledgement statement

who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david

Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.

Medieval seagull struggling to fly away with an entire purloined potatoe

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

give me booboo wheel... i must have booboo wheel i simply must!

nsfw = nosfewatu

the one trope that never fails to Get Me is normal butch x insane femme

butch whos kind of down to earth and rolls with the punches & femme whos utterly deranged and out to win her man (female). shes like hes the specialest girl ever and if you dont clap for him i’ll blow up this fucking building

like 90% of the responses to this post feature characters who are literally not butch but thats ok i too love projecting on fictional characters and lying to myself